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I expect it's been done to death but if you could have 5 free sleb shags who would they be?

199 replies

mrshammond · 05/01/2009 15:06

Mine;

Ewan McGregor
David Tennant
Dermot O'Leary
Kevin Bacon
Richard Hammond (Obviously - but pre girlie looking pics)

Am I terribly shallow?

PS this is allowed as DH has a list too!

OP posts:
donnie · 07/01/2009 10:19

only Johnny Depp but at least 5 times please!

annaje · 07/01/2009 10:26

Sunnygirl - I would have to add Spike to my list too!

sunnygirl1412 · 07/01/2009 10:38

Oh I am sure we can share nicely, annaje!

choosyfloosy · 07/01/2009 10:58

Glad I'm not the only one who feels friskier in the mornings

bleh · 07/01/2009 12:52

Johnny Depp
Adrian Grenier (I can't watch Entourage without coming over all funny)
Jake Gyllenhaal
Gael Garcia Bernal who is thankfully naked in most movies
and ...
Johnny again. Dressed as captain Jack Sparrow

schneebly · 07/01/2009 14:04

Ooh I just got a Kings of Leon ticket so obvisouly will now be able to shag numbers one and two on my list!

OggsfrogisaBadWolf · 07/01/2009 14:33

Can I have 7 please? One for every day of the week...

Mon - David Tennant (if unavailable Jake Gyllenhaal would be acceptable)
Tue - David Tennant (if still unavailable Matthew Fox would be permitted to stand in)
Wed - David Tennant (if already busy (he does have quite a following) I would like Hugh Jackman instead)
Thu - David Tennant as Dr Who (if off in another dimension Johnny Depp will do)
Fri - David Tennant as Dr Who again (if he's locked himself in the Tardis by accident I'll have a go with Billie Piper instead)
Sat - David Tennant as Dr Who (no excuses allowed)
Sun - David Tennant as himself ( ditto )

Elffriend · 07/01/2009 17:31

ROFL Oggsfrog! What a good way to solve the dilemma.

Okay, so having been inspired (in oh so many ways:

Mon - David Tennant (if unavailable then Vigo Mortenson as Aragorn would be rather acceptable)

Tue - David Tennant (if still unavailable Spike would be permitted to stand in)

Wed - David Tennant (if still busy will now begin stalking him dangerously but, en route could be distracted by Chris Ecclestone - but only as The Doctor)

Thu - David Tennant as Dr Who (not prepared to wait any longer)

Fri - David Tennant as Dr Who again (what, you thought I would have let him out yet?)

Sat - David Tennant as Dr Who (MIGHT be persuaded to give him a little rest for medicinal purposes and call on Alan Rickman)

Sun - David Tennant as himself (happy days)

Elffriend · 07/01/2009 18:25

Monday

Tuesday

wednesday

thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

mrshammond · 08/01/2009 09:14

Elffriend gets top marks for putting so much effort in to her post!!!!

Maybe someone should send this thread to DT - it will do wonders for his ego!!!!!

OP posts:
annaje · 08/01/2009 10:20

I have to say I was surprised he did so well........

philmassive · 08/01/2009 10:35

Johnny Depp
Jason Orange
The bloke who does that house changing thing - Nick... something (better learn his name before he arrives , oh, oh, it's Knowles
Max Beesley
Mel Gibson freom about 20 years ago

philmassive · 08/01/2009 13:29

I forgot George Clooney (how?) can I swap the 20 years ago Mel Gibson for him please?

MrsSeanBean · 08/01/2009 13:57

I forgot Edward Fox (circa the time of making of The Day of the Jackal). Will swap Julain Sands for him.

MrsMerryHenry · 08/01/2009 15:04

Oooh, had a dream about Gael Bernal Garcia last night (mmm...!). Can I add him, too?!

annaje · 08/01/2009 17:41

expecting us to chose 5 is daft - we would need at least a list of 10 . I'm adding Ashton Kutchner (sp ?) to mine (obviously spending far too much time on this.......{gone away in shame}

lucasnorth · 08/01/2009 18:19

Well it's been a happy day thinking of my list. Anyway, the outcome is....

Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen)
John Thornton (Richard Armitage)
Danny off CSI NY (Carmine Giovinazzo)
Guy of Gisborne (Richard Armitage)
Mac off CSI NY (Gary Sinise)

OggsdogisaBadWolf · 08/01/2009 20:10

D'oh!

I had a senior moment when composing my list and need to revise it to rectify some glaring omissions.

It's not too late is it? It is next week they're coming? (By the way, it's very kind of you to arrange this)

So...

I'd still like David Tennant for all seven days. Permanently if you can stretch that far.

But, if by any chance he isn't available for all seven (poor love may need a rest) I would be prepared to accept, on no more than five days, in no particular order;

Milo Ventimiglia

Matthew Fox

Hugh Jackman

Adrian Pasdar

Jake Gyllenhaal

This of course means I will have to dump Billie Piper as Rose Tyler and Johnny Depp. I'm sure they will get over it eventually

Pannacotta · 08/01/2009 20:20

Mine are

Matt Damon
Aidan Quinn
Rupert PJ
Daniel Craig
Viggo Mortensen

Sure I could think of a few more if I tried hard enough

LurkerOfTheUniverse · 08/01/2009 22:04

truly amazed at the lustfest for David Tennant

choosyfloosy · 08/01/2009 22:29

OH GOD there's Dennis Quaid standing out in the cold, he's been there aaaaages and I completely forgot him, COME ON IN DENNIS

bringonthemulledwine · 08/01/2009 23:13

HHHmmmm -
RPJ - only in Spooks or Persuasion def not in 39 steps
Harrison Ford - in the original Star Wars
Robbie Williams - I do have a bit of a recurring dream about Robbie which can be quite disturbing! Only when he is happy
Ewan McGregor - as in Moulin Rouge or in that Davidoff advert - with the bike but well groomed!
Ben Clarke - used to play rugby for England and Bath and I had a huge thing for him. I could actually go on listing rugby player...
Sweet dreams

annaje · 09/01/2009 09:11

I don't get the David Tennant thing either! I really like him - seems like a nice bloke, but is more friend material.......and too british for me - sucker for the american accent and a nice pair of eyes.

shabster · 09/01/2009 09:14

Robbie Williams - 5 TIMES!!!

rosie39forever · 09/01/2009 09:42

dave grohl
david boreanaz in angel
josh homme
johnny depp
keanu reeves