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I expect it's been done to death but if you could have 5 free sleb shags who would they be?

199 replies

mrshammond · 05/01/2009 15:06

Mine;

Ewan McGregor
David Tennant
Dermot O'Leary
Kevin Bacon
Richard Hammond (Obviously - but pre girlie looking pics)

Am I terribly shallow?

PS this is allowed as DH has a list too!

OP posts:
LittleBella · 05/01/2009 22:01

ROFL

I see a slight ... old theme to your list of Beaux, Mrs TH

MrsMerryHenry · 05/01/2009 22:03

I beg your pardon. What's wrong with my taste?

Can I add Fidel Castro? I have a thing for men in uniform.

LittleBella · 05/01/2009 22:04

Fidel 40 years ago or now?

ruty · 05/01/2009 22:09

Viggo Mortensen
Goran Visnjic
Roman Duris
Viggo Mortensen again
Owen Wilson

ruty · 05/01/2009 22:11

no! i mean luke wilson

electra · 05/01/2009 22:12

Five is very generous - I'll have to think

MrsMerryHenry · 05/01/2009 22:13

Ooooh, LB, now you're just teasing me. How could I possibly choose? I'll have them both.

SweetestThing · 05/01/2009 22:17

Richard Hammond
Orlando Bloom (But only as Legolas - it's the long hair/pointy ears combo)
George Clooney as Dr Ross
Roger Black
Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day for some eyeliner porn

electra · 05/01/2009 22:18

Ben Affleck
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Josh Holloway - I would prefer if his hair wasn't sweaty though
Tony Blair could win me over if he did something about his teeth!

HarleyQuinn · 05/01/2009 23:55

Gary Oldman as (Young Prince Vlad) Dracula

Mick Thomson - Slipknot (without the mask!!, I know how your minds work

Kenneth Branagh - (Henry V Era -1989 I think)

Adrinna Lima - so pretty sigh

Rachael Weisz

Gingerbear · 06/01/2009 00:14

Hugh Jackman
Eddie Izzard
Denzil Washington
Johnny Depp
Richard Armitage

choosyfloosy · 06/01/2009 00:32

Donald Sutherland (any time including now)
David Gilmour of Pink Floyd a minimum of thirty years ago (him, not me, obv)
Jeff Goldblum
Russell Crowe
Tom Hollander

and Sydney Pollack as my dead freebie. And I'd like him to stay the night so we could chat.

MrsMerryHenry · 06/01/2009 22:11

Alright, I was joking, really .

I'd go for (in no particular order)

Georgey Boy Clooney
Adrian Lester
Thierry Henry
Naveen Andrews (that lovely bloke from Lost who was also in The English Patient)
Josh Holloway

yum!

schneebly · 06/01/2009 22:24

Caleb Followill
Nathan Followill
Josh Holloway
Russell Brand
Rob Kanzinsky

I like a bad boy as you can see!

This is my current list but it does change on a regular basis as I develop new teenage style crushes.

Is it wrong to want two brothers (feels kind of wrong )

choosyfloosy · 07/01/2009 09:50

OK after watching BBC4 last night I am exercising my inalienable right to introduce Mike Oldfield circa 1973 to the scenario with Dave Gilmour. I'd forgotten how way cute he was then.

Though the 70s rock/hippy vibe means I think I will wash them both down with soap first while they talk guitars.

[happy haze]

[is it too early for this]

Sexonlegs · 07/01/2009 09:55

Only 5???

Chris Martin
Gethin Jones
Scottish bloke who plays Dr Cullum in Holby
Tom Chambers
Danny Cipriani

Yum

leoleosuperstar · 07/01/2009 10:02

Julian McMahon - Nip/Tuck and Charmed
Rob Lowe
Balthazar Getty - Brothers and Sisters
Matt Damon
Alan Hansan

Is it odd that dp is helping me think of people? - His suggestion - Rick Astley

Lizzylou · 07/01/2009 10:04

Daniel Craig
Rupert Penry Jones
David Beckham
Howard Donald from Take That
John Simm

And another 5 (dead/alive)

Richard Gere
John Cusack
Michael Hutchence
Paul Newman (a la Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)
Sean Connery (in Marnie, not now)

Lizzylou · 07/01/2009 10:05

Leoleo, I fancy Alan Hansen too!
Everybody laughs at me, can I pick him as well???
So pleased am not alone.

annaje · 07/01/2009 10:09

mine would be

Shia LeBeouf (he is young)
Jensen Ackles (from Supernatural)
Jake Gyllenhall (spelt that wrong I'm sure...)
Paul Rudd (adorable)
Matthew Fox

leoleosuperstar · 07/01/2009 10:09

Yes of course you can - I'm happy to share him. Have fun.

Lizzylou · 07/01/2009 10:10

Thanks Leo

leoleosuperstar · 07/01/2009 10:10

If one of mine wasn't available I'd choose Philip Schofield. ALthough if it is a one night thing he is more husband material?

annaje · 07/01/2009 10:15

and I would have to add

Russell Crowe (but only in the Gladiator costume)

sunnygirl1412 · 07/01/2009 10:17

Billy Connelly
Jeremy Clarkson
Rupert Penry-Jones
Worf (from StarTrek Next Generation)
James Marsters (Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer).