Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

[Starbear]

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

Knock Knock
Whos There
Ijustdunup
Ijustdunup who?
that stinks! you just done a poo

I was havin a rubbish night....thanks for these. I may be (just a bit) older than a 4yr old but some of these really made me laugh out loud. Im in a much better mood now!

Here's my two cents:
Follow up of the "brown and sticky"
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff

Why did the banana go to the doctor's?

Because he wasn't peeling well. :-)

If you don't mind a little bit crass we also have this one at our house at the moment...…. (Joker asks)... Spell I Cup.... (Jokee answers)…. I C U P (Sounds like 'I see you pee')… (Joker responds)… ahh, stop watching me pee!.

When the penny drops giggles are assured haha.

Ooh I have a few! Apparently this makes me the "cool aunt" according to my 7 year old nephew!

“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?” - “I would like to have a polar bear!”

Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet!

I had to give up my job as a baker... I didn't make enough dough!

I will admit I've taken a few off some joke websites, highly recommend safeforworkjokes.com/ if you need some clean jokes to tell the kids without having to sift through the naughty ones!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting c...

MOOOOOOO!