Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

[Starbear]

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

Knock Knock

who's there

cowgo

cowgo who?

No, cow go moo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep

This may hurt...

What's the most common owl in this country...

The Tea Towl....

Knock Knock

Who's there?

ALison

Alison who?

Alison to the radio

Knock knock

Who's there?

Eye dunap

Eye dunap who?

Oooh you dirty monkey - you should have gone to the toilet!

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey!

What's a toad's favourite drink?

Croak-a cola!

Who is the world's greatest underwater secret agent?

James Pond

Oh I'm going to use the Eye Dunap on ds1 - he will scream with laughter.

Their favourites;

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did you know my name?

OK, dd1(4) is a master - she gets them all from space pirates:

What's a monsters favourite game - swallow the leader

Why did the jelly wobble - because it saw a milk shake

OK I have some.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!

What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea!

Thank, Thank you I'll try them out on him later. Cheers everyone

My son likes the jokes on the back of penguin wrappers.

why is 6 afraid of 7. Cause 7 ate 9...

Why did the shell blush?
Cause the sea weed

My DD (4.5) like this one

Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Whose there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Whose there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana..

........

What kind of shoes do you make out of banana skins?

Slippers....

What is a dog's favourite type of pizza?

Pupperoni.

(I'll fetch my coat...)

Hey Heifer, DD1 loves that one too (I wonder where they got it from ) although foxythesnowfox posted the same joke last night.

DD1 also loves - 'why did the skeleton cross the road?'
'To get to the body shop'

and

'why did the chicken cross the road?'
'to get to the other side...'
'why did the chewing gum cross the road?'
''Cos it was stuck to the chicken.'

Lol at the tea towl one.
Doctor doctor i feel like a pig
how long have you felt like that?
About a weeeeeeeek. :-)

^ I don't get that one.

Where do apes sleep?
In apricots

DS just told me this one (I don't think he quite gets the idea )

What would a frog call a penguin, call itself a frog-penguin?
A lighthouse!

What's brown, sounds like a bell and comes out of a cow backwards?

DUNG!

(It helps if you say the DUNG! bit in a loud, resonant voice. Difficult to explain in writing.)