Children's jokes that a 4 year old can learn please!!

[Starbear]

My DS loves telling jokes but I only know 'What do you get on the beach with a witch, a sandwitch...' he loves it and I love watching him laugh.

Ds1 came home last week with "why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry". Pmsl!.

What do you call a fairy that doesn't like to shower - Stinkerbell

What is grey and squirts jam at you - a mouse eating a doughnut.

How do frogs do DIY - they use toadstools

what do sea monsters eat?

fish and ships

If I had two fish, I'd call them "one" and "two"

Cos if one died, I'd still have two

Aww, olive that makes me smile

I got this one for my 4yo from a similar thread a couple of years ago.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interruptive sheep.

Interruptive ....

(Interupt). BAA!

We still laugh at it and my 2yo now tells it (badly) and in fits of giggles.

Haven't read through all of this but our personal favourite is

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9! Boom boom

From my 3 year old

What do you call a train that's got a cold

Aaa choo choo train

He loved telling everyone that one.

what do u call a donkey with 3 legs
A wonky

Do you know the difference between a letterbox and an elephant's bum?

(No)

Well, I'm not giving you this letter to post.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye dear (no idea!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye dear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no ears?
Anything you like cause her can't hear you!

What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus

Why did the Christmas turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken was on holiday

What did the pirate say when he was having a heart attack?

Arrrrgh mi hearrrty!!

My DD loves telling this one over and over and over and over
How do you make toast in the jungle?
Put it under a gorilla!

How do robots cheer?
By shouting 'bip, bip, hooray!'

My sisters favourite joke when aged 3

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fssshhh (she used to love saying it really fast and adding on a different amount of sshhh' s each time)

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a lady with a tile on her head?
Ruth (roof)

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Don't get it

This is my dds party piece, but naughty, a joke in 2 levels if you like! Caused her great notoriety at nursery!

Why do squirrels swim in their backs?

To keep their nuts dry!

Lol at these. Just read the whole thread and can't wait to tell DCs in the morning!
Our favourite joke right now is:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Where do you take a sick horse?
Horse-pital!

Where do you take a sick dog?
The dog-tor!

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready teddy go!

What's the difference between a fireman and a solider?

You can't dip a fireman in your dippy egg.

I get told this EVERY day

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!

why did the alligator cross the road?

it was following the chicken!

why did the dinosaur cross the road?

'cause chickens weren't invented yet!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Hallooooooumi!!

I taught my kid animal noises and when someone asks them "what sound does a pig make?" they reply "in the name of the law!"

Frickin' hilarious.