How do people get into this line of work?

[Jojofox111]

How do people actually get in to this line off work as im interested

If it is a high earning then i'm going to claim that I earn it because my husband is in this line of work

My thoughts too. I never managed to make the lollipop last. Usually had to tip the sherbet into my mouth

I have an update! @Jojofox111 has passed initial 20 interviews, has gone radio silent because has been going through intensive induction process, has signed a contract based £100 million annual salary, stocks and shares numeration and immediate bonuses, and has signed an NDA.

Job title [Redacted]

By posting cryptic and random threads on MN, obviously.

I've taken early retirement, so it's all good. I don't have to think about what it was any more. In fact, I've forgotten already.

@Jojofox111 , aw come-on , come back and tell us what job you want to apply for , did you get it ? If not can I have it ?

I won it in a raffle.

Why are so many people pretending to be confused? OP is clearly talking (or rather not talking) about Fight Club.

I got tapped up by a chap in a trench coat, trilby and dark glasses while I was sitting on a park bench feeding ducks.

I love it but I do love getting home, shutting the door and taking my bra off.

Well I haven't seen it so wouldn't know that's what the OP is (or isn't) talking about.

Me neither!

I had to cook 17 courses in 3 hours and have a budget of £2 per head. Once I proved I could do that I just had to make a 12 layer cake, 78 doughnuts, an ice cream statue and a show stopped based on a squirrel named Gerald the saved the lives of orphans in a bus crash.

After that there was a trial by ordeal with Greg Wallace, I signed the nda and I was in.