How do people get into this line of work?

[Jojofox111]

How do people actually get in to this line off work as im interested

I guess he started you on Monday, so you had a bath on Sunday?

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be, honestly I wouldn’t bother.

You have to be asked to join the illuminati, sacrifice your youngest then eat pizza or something.

Did he start you on Monday hence you had a bath on Sunday??

Just open an account and get a tripod for your camera.

You have to know which fork to use. Good luck, OP!

It's mostly about the special handshake, but a total lack of scruples and morals definitely helps too.

Did you work eleven hours, and buy the girl some flowers?

Recruited at Cambridge by my tutor.

Given a new identity with false records in all government systems. There's a small team running my socials to give me a dull and everyday footprint.

Fingerprints destroyed with acid. Plastic surgery just enough that anyone who might recognise me from my old life would look closer and decide they were wrong.

I had to cut all ties to my old life forever.

My family and friends think I died in a fire at uni. It still hurts, sometimes.

I think @Jojofox111 Has got the job so is either
On a team building course,

Whisked away to a remote island
( why do people always get 'whisked' away and not just taken?)

Buried under a pile of paperwork,

Doing training for a situation that they will never encounte,

Doing a pointless induction course

Or . . . . .

Lift someone else's work for your PhD, make up a lot of stuff about cancer/brain tumours/epilepsy/life support/marathons/voluntary work/ racist attacks/shamans. Be charming and use a lot of buzzwords. Cambridge will make you a professor.

With great attention to detail….

The advert will appear on here for about 30 seconds. Read between the lines and follow the clues. Knock on the right door. You're in.

If you blinked and missed it, don't worry. Buy The Times. 😏😎

It wasn't something I ever planned, but when the damnyankees came through they unreasonably freed all the slaves so I had to pick the cotton MYSELF can you believe it.

They have to pass a test to see if they know the difference between 'of' and 'off'.

Just lay in bed all day and someone will eventually knock on the door!

If you go to your GP they'll give you a fit for work note which I guess could be referred to as 'a line off work'. Makes about as much sense as much of the English language.

I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

Have a drink! “You were happy in the haze of a drunken hour.”

I so was 🍺

Cheers! 🤣

You have to have gone to high school at The School of Hard Knocks, have a degree from the University of Facebook, and make references to 'mainstream media' and 'sheeple'. It's the only way.

Was it a bronze swimming certificate? (bsc)

I'm still none the wiser what this is about. Some of the comments are funny.