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How do people get into this line of work?

112 replies

Jojofox111 · 24/08/2026 12:04

How do people actually get in to this line off work as im interested

OP posts:
Hellohelga · 24/08/2026 23:03

I find sleeping your way to the top works well.

Ilmiocompleanno · 24/08/2026 23:12

Pretty sure they won't even consider you if you didn't go to a Russell Group university.

SabrinaThwaite · 24/08/2026 23:13

You have to invest in the right equipment - I find that a good crystal ball really helps.

Gagagardener · 24/08/2026 23:26

Wrong question. Does anyone know how to get out of it?

FoundAUserNameDownTheSofa · 25/08/2026 00:28

The only way to get into that area is by walking around and looking for the nearest place that is open and you will find the right spot to get into

[that’s what my predictive text suggests]

Friendlygingercat · 25/08/2026 01:46

Op cannot give you any further details as she would have to kill you!

Aintgointogoa · 25/08/2026 03:05

@YYURYYUCICYYUR4ME now I really really want a Lucky Bag, with a sherbet dip inside 🥺

NormasArse · 25/08/2026 03:12

I volunteered first; made myself indispensable, then was offered a job. It helped that DH could cover bills whilst I wasn’t getting paid, but you could always get some bar work to cover costs in the interim.

Good luck!

Skatefordinner · 25/08/2026 04:16

My DH got so invested in his hobby (I won’t say what it is - it’s too outing but it it involves Lycra and 2 wheels) that I decided I needed something just for me and made some new friends at the school gates.

One of my mum friends got me into it. It’s PT and fits around the DCs. It’s a great job . Good luck OP

Sweetpea1532 · 25/08/2026 04:27

By eating tons of Maltesers

Cyco · 25/08/2026 04:49

Massive hustle. Exhausting, unpaid overtime. Endless networking events, greasing what you hope are the right palms, fawning, sucking up.

Are you sure you're ready for this, OP?

MrsBatshitRatshit · 25/08/2026 05:05

Unless you were born to a virgin in a stable, you won't even be in the running, sorry.

Darragon · 25/08/2026 05:47

Eat more vegetables and wash behind your ears.

FurForksSake · 25/08/2026 06:44

Sweetpea1532 · 25/08/2026 04:27

By eating tons of Maltesers

Oh. I’m in then.

rightoguvnor · 25/08/2026 06:48

I got a job with Stanley, he said I’d come in handy (one for the older MNetters)

SlimShandy · 25/08/2026 07:00

I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you.

DancefloorAcrobatics · 25/08/2026 07:03

I'm a witch, it's genetic. So no hope for ordinary folk.

Mycatmax · 25/08/2026 07:12

It’s definitely who you know 😉

Itsallthebsame · 25/08/2026 07:30

Just stand in line of course. It doesn't guarantee you'll get the job though.

UhOhRatPoo · 25/08/2026 07:37

It’s obviously teaching. Getting in is easy, but can you cope with the hours and relentless pressure? The reality is so far from the hype. Whatever you think you are sorely mistaken and I will come back very soon to write 6 paragraphs describing the utter misery of my daily life.

bloominghell76 · 25/08/2026 07:45

I became a mind reader after having dc. It's amazing how quickly you build experience of knowing exactly what they want when they want it, without them telling you what they want.

IDrinkTeaAllTheTime · 25/08/2026 07:50

ScottBakula · 24/08/2026 21:41

Is that you Trigger ? 😁

Just make sure to tell him that it’s open 24 hours a day, but not at night obviously - wouldn’t want him showing up in the middle of the night looking like a bit of a prat.

Silverbirchleaf · 25/08/2026 07:54

You complete a job advert.

shrunkenhead · 25/08/2026 07:57

Advertise. Then word of mouth.

Twisting · 25/08/2026 08:06

You worked harder than everyone else, therefore deserve every penny of your 6 figure salary.

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