BIL using our bedroom for intimate purposes

[WhatTheMirrorSaw]

We arrived home from holiday last night. BIL has kindly been cat-sitting for us, popping in twice a day, but not sleeping here overnight. This is important.

This afternoon, I've been sorting out a few things in our room. The sun was shining in, and as it hit the mirror I could clearly see strange marks - handprints, quite high up, and what I think is a willy mark at hip height. They are quite noticeable, so I'm sure they weren't here before we went away.

I suspect BIL has been entertaining himself in our bedroom, either alone or with a partner. He's single and the thought of him bringing a hook-up into our bedroom makes me feel ill.

I've changed the sheets (just in case his activities culminated in our bed), but I don't know if I can bear the thought of him cat-sitting for us again if he does this. But DH will think it's strange if we don't have him back, and DCat has never been to a cattery.

Is there a way I can subtley dissuade him from using our home in this way, without offending him?

I've added photos, but they aren't very good because my phone doesn't seem to focus on the mirror surface.

Bumsex against a mirror sounds dangerous, it’s just asking for 7 years bad luck.

Did you change your name just for this thread? 😂😂😂

Then you need to say when he gets home “bloody hell brian, there’s a perfect impression of your weener here on the mirror, were you nude when you got the suitcase / cat / your snorkel set down?”

😂😂😂

Those are the only two explanations I can think of 😅

Ha ha! I wish I could, but I can't think of any convincing pretext for asking DH to provide me with his fingerprints.

But I hope you're right about other plausible explanations.

OMG hahahahha

All you know is there are marks in the mirror. Could be absolutely anything.

😮

I can see there are marks on the mirror but that’s…quite the conclusion you’ve come to!

Just lift them off his phone with some sellotape. Jesus woman, Where’s your ingenuity? They’re not identical twins are they?

😂 No! Are you also going to ask @DeathBanana?

Hahahahahahah

Well, exactly! It isn't even fixed to the wall - it's a rather rickety mirrored sliding door on a built-in wardrobe. I wouldn't want to put any weight on it myself.

But I don't think BIL is a practical joker.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Could it be from the cat’s wet nose?

The willy mark is the long, thin one that isn't a hand print

There’s only one way to know for sure. You need to find a way to get a good look at BILs willy and see how it matches the mirror impression. That’s as much help as I can offer. The rest it up to you. Good luck!

“OP accuses BIL of rubbing his willy all over her mirror before going forever NC. Her DH never forgives her and marriage ends.
Returns home to find the cat standing in its back legs licking the mirror.”

The simple solution is to stop asking him to do you massive favours, if what he does in your house is unacceptable to you.

“Thanks for feeding the cats. What happened in the bedroom? There are prints all over the mirror”

I'm fairly sure the mirror was clean, because the cleaner comes on a Friday and we went on holiday only two days later, on the Sunday. She usually cleans the mirrors, but I suppose it's possible that she forgot.

I would love to believe it was my DH leaning against the mirror to examine a rash, but wouldn't he need one hand free to hold the second mirror? And there are definitely two hand prints (left and right) here.

Sorry but I think this thread is just a silly wind up.

That's true, no evidence of a conclusion! I can be grateful for that, for sure!

“What looks like a willy mark at hip height”. Phrases you never thought you’d read…