BIL using our bedroom for intimate purposes

[WhatTheMirrorSaw]

We arrived home from holiday last night. BIL has kindly been cat-sitting for us, popping in twice a day, but not sleeping here overnight. This is important.

This afternoon, I've been sorting out a few things in our room. The sun was shining in, and as it hit the mirror I could clearly see strange marks - handprints, quite high up, and what I think is a willy mark at hip height. They are quite noticeable, so I'm sure they weren't here before we went away.

I suspect BIL has been entertaining himself in our bedroom, either alone or with a partner. He's single and the thought of him bringing a hook-up into our bedroom makes me feel ill.

I've changed the sheets (just in case his activities culminated in our bed), but I don't know if I can bear the thought of him cat-sitting for us again if he does this. But DH will think it's strange if we don't have him back, and DCat has never been to a cattery.

Is there a way I can subtley dissuade him from using our home in this way, without offending him?

I've added photos, but they aren't very good because my phone doesn't seem to focus on the mirror surface.

I genuinely misread 'forensic' as 'foreskin' (spelled slightly wrongly) there. Goodness, is there a specialist team for every eventuality?!!

My heart breaks for the cat. It may have looked directly into the abyss of human behaviour and may never purr again.

Get a couple of cheap pet-cams and put them in various rooms. Tell him theyre on all the time as you like to check how the cat is when you're away.....

Not HIS willy.

It could be the cat’s willy.

Or your cat has had it’s way with your BIL. Is he ok?

The cat didn't ask to be an accomplice to this madness! It approached for a wholesome scratch, only to stumble upon an absolute abomination. There shall be no more purrs—only eternal, piercing judgment.

Christ you sound like you have the same kind of in-laws as mine. They don’t even make me mad anymore it’s the eye rubbing kind of mad.

OMG this thread has made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣.

Can't wait for the updates 😁

Penis in a beaker; penis on the mirror.

I look forward to the third iteration.

Is this your cat?

I don’t really get how you could think that is a Willy mark!

The photograph shows a Willy from a side on angle. If you stand hip against the mirror the Willy would not be touching the mirror and if you stood facing the mirror it wouldn’t give that imprint.

so you’d sort of have to be pressed against the mirror fully but with the Willy pushed to the side, I mean it seems really implausible and I think it’s more likely just to look like a Willy but not be one.

But he might not have been in the bedroom at all - it's probably just her oddly fertile imagination...
Ps I didn't get you were tongue in cheek, sorry

I doubt it’s a willy mark, never seen a willy mark on a mirror. This is hilarious sorry 🤣🤣🤣 you should deffo let him know that you’ve seen his willy mark

Oh no, don't come to the OP with an actual logical explanation!!

She prefers to be imagining her BIL squashed up against the mirror, covered in lube, leaving an anatomically impossible imprint of his willy.

This is not a man I would leave in charge of the cat.

Could it have been a gay orgy? One of those flash things that goes viral and 74 gay men might have turned up for an orgy in your bedroom, with one of them being pressed up against the mirror due to massive overcrowding.

How do you know it is your BIL's willy? Have you measured it?

@Charlize43 my mind is boggling 😂😂😂

This is the funniest AIBU I've ever read 😂😂😂😂😂 A willy mark 😂 😆

I think the cat had it's friends round when you were away. One of the games was leaping up against the mirror, holding hot dogs.

Would you leave the cat in charge of him?

😂😂😂

‘Hi Brian, I was just wondering, while you were over feeding our cat, did you rub your naked willy on our bedroom mirror?’

"Ah, yes Joyce, now I am glad you have asked me about that. It's actually quite a funny story..."
😂😂😂

That's a very good point...if he was having some solo fun, there would only be one hand print on the mirror.

Unless he uses both hands interchangeably, so the propping-up hand doesn't get tired?

Or unless he did in fact have company, which is a horrifying prospect.

"You see, the cat and me were playing 'catch the hotdog ' and he was winning. Sorry about the hand print. The weird stains in the kitchen are a whole other story, Joyce. Sorry"