Ok, so so far on the Farage bingo card generator we have:
"Proud to serve my country"
"Left wing media"
"Media witch hunt" - thank you @twocornichons for the original idea
"Hounded my family"
"Liberal elite"
"I want my life back"
"I work damn hard....."
Yet to be specified thing has "gone mad"
"Fighting for what I believe in" (another add from me)
"I was not a politician when..."
"Muck raking lefties"
"I have done nothing.."
"Private matters"
"Conspiracy"
"Leaving Reform in capable hands while I.." all with thanks to @TheOliveWriter
"I'm resigning as an MP so please please stop investigating my finances and those of my backers now, please please please." @PerkingFaintly