Farage to make statement this afternoon …

[AgitaAndroid]

Fingers crossed.

Poor, poor frog faced f###w#t. My heart is bleeding!

It would be so useful wouldn't it?

He needs a violin playing in the background somewhere.

He’s Going to bore us all to death.

Jo Cox, David Amis and just about any female MP might disagree with this.

Offensive to say he's the most attacked when you think of Jo Cox or David Amess who actually, you know, died in service.

Or the Frog Chorus.

No MP or former MP has to pay for their own security in this country.

Hum the Our Tune theme.

At least he can take comfort on his bed or freshly laundered £50 notes.

If he's done nothing wrong then I'll ride to his farewell party on my pet unicorn

Oooh I didn’t have Charlie Kirk

He still doesn’t get it!

We don’t care if someone gave you £5million but you HAVE to declare it you numpty.

Farage is one of those people whose moral character is written in every feature of his face. He literally looks like the answer to an AI prompt 'image of cad/bounder'

I know it won't solve everything but I am hoping so so hard that this is the news that anyone who cares about democracy, probity, honour, the rules-based internationalorder, basic standards of hey-don't-knowingly-and-cynically-lie to the populace over and over again standards yada yada CRAVES.

I just heard “I am a crook. I am dishonest.”

No one told him not to say "I am a crook. I am dishonest", because that is going to get clipped Nige.

Has anyone got the Love Story music from Simon Bates playing in their brains?

He’s just beating off…..

See

I’ve worked very hard and that’s not a crime 😂😂.

Funny how he was too scared to have any journalists there to ask questions.

Oh shut up you sniveling little twat.

Any historian will find these threads a crock of gold if they are still available in 100 years' time!

Is he doing a dalek?

Fuck me, is he ever going to shut up!

Is he… going to declare war all by himself?