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Any good CF comeuppance tales?

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lolliplop · 21/06/2026 13:29

As i'm currently going through the most mind-blowing CF situation, and waiting for the courts to open a case against them, please can you point me in the direction to the best CF threads where they got their comeuppance. This will hopefully give me some reassurance that CFs don't always get away with it!

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MrFluffyDogIsMyBestFriend · Yesterday 14:27

Strawdolly · 21/06/2026 18:01

I've told this one before, it's not really a CF more of an arsehole. My then husband was berating me, witheringly, for walking carefully on ice. He mansplained that if you are confident and walk normally you will actually (a word he did like to make good use of) be much safer than walking carefully. This was before the days of the walk like a penguin ads but I had got to the age I was by being said careful.

We were heading along a slight slope and he was barging on ahead, as usual, when he confidently walked on the ice and, lo, down he went. On his way to the ground he proceeded to cross his forearms across his chest and roll over a few times like a pound shop James Bond.

That reminds me of my exH telling me off for running around waving my arms about to get away from a wasp. 'Just keep still and it won't sting you' he said. You can guess the rest :)

It's logical to flail about madly because it stops them landing on you. It's been a good strategy.

DotterOfBendigeidfran · Yesterday 14:28

lolliplop · 21/06/2026 20:15

Not prohibited. When my Dad returned to the UK from a European country due to ill health, he left some 'friends' as caretakers of the family property, they were in the guest house. My Dad has since died and they refuse to leave. We're in the process of evicting them, which takes years. I've since discovered they've been using his identity for utility accounts. And that they've moved into the main house, and sublet the guest house to other people. They've installed caravans on the land so no idea who else they've let live there. I've now involved the police in that country, but again, that could take years. Or they could say its just a civil matter. The waiting for any news is very stressful. I just want them to be held accountable and that my family can get justice.

Have you not thought about talking to the local chapter of Hells Angels?

OnlyHasEyesForLoki · Yesterday 14:31

Screamingabdabz · Yesterday 09:20

Yet you’re still with a man who betrayed you in the worst way. I fail to see how you’re the ‘winner’ in this situation. Why are you still tracking her life?

Leave her alone!!!

Crocsarentslippers · Yesterday 14:33

ThisMadeMyDay · 23/06/2026 11:01

Husband really put in the work immediately after confessing, and is actually a much better man / better husband than before it happened. If that hadn't been the case, I'd be happily divorced. He didn't get away with things, believe me.

Edit - enough posts about this.

MichLBee · Yesterday 14:33

The one that springs to mind to me is my husband and I walking our dog to collect our daughter from primary school. A car was driving approx 60mph in a 20mph limit road due to being by a school. My husband shouts to slow down, the car slams on and the lad gets out spoiling for a fight - eyes like saucers, foaming at the mouth - clearly on something. He assaults my husband so I square up to him and threaten to knock him out. He wasn't expecting a woman to do that but it didn't stop him from spitting at me and dragged when I started recording him and said I was calling the police that the car was stolen. The police confirmed the car was stolen but we had no idea who he was...until the following month. His face was splashed all over the local news. He'd got himself killed in a high speed car crash (in another stolen car). All the comments on the post describing him as a "lovable rogue" said it all. My only sympathies lied with the innocent people in the other car who suffered serious injuries, his children and his fiancee (who incidentally wasn't the blonde girl cosying up to him in the passenger seat during the incident with us). One less scumbag on our streets at least.

Fernticket · Yesterday 14:41

AuntieDen · Yesterday 12:56

soon after the 'pick up dog poo' laws came in, a lot of people didn't do it. One guy used to walk his dog past my parents house and every day he'd let it poo in their driveway entrance and just walk off. Not even on the verge, but on their properly where they had to drive over it to get the car in.

My dad asked him not to, I asked him not to, my brother told him it was illegal. He just didn't care.

My mum was about 70 by then so looked like a sweet older lady, but was pretty feisty when she wanted to be. One day we were in the kitchen and watched through the window as he let his dog shit and then just walked off. She grabbed a piece of kitchen roll, walked out, picked it up and trotted up the road behind him saying "ooh, excuse me, so sorry, I think you dropped this".

Presumably he thought it was keys or something because he turned round and held his hand out to receive whatever it was he'd dropped and she slammed the poo squidgy side down in his hand, turned round and marched back home.

She was bloody wonderful, was my mum 😂

Love this. Good for her!

MyDogClive · Yesterday 14:45

More total bitch than CF, but I had a horrible, work colleague a few years back, who used every opportunity to undermine me. At the time I had flexi working so I could to school drop off, then work till 6 and DH would do pick up. I was also juggling, elderly parents and menopausal anxiety and insomnia. Bitch colleague who was single and childless at the time, used to regularly arrange meetings for 8am so that I couldn’t attend. She would also swan in with extra work she had done in the evenings, when I had family commitments and say - just as I got in the door - I’m just waiting for “MyDog” to do her bit. She got away with it too as our manager couldn’t see the games she was playing.

Anyway - I changed jobs, have promotion and much better working conditions. The DC are grown and DH and I are now the other side of the tough years with elderly parents.

meanwhile, it seems nasty colleague is now a struggling single mum, and according to her LinkedIn, a lack of childcare is hard when you are trying to have a career.

You don’t say.

HectorPlasm · Yesterday 14:47

MichLBee · Yesterday 14:33

The one that springs to mind to me is my husband and I walking our dog to collect our daughter from primary school. A car was driving approx 60mph in a 20mph limit road due to being by a school. My husband shouts to slow down, the car slams on and the lad gets out spoiling for a fight - eyes like saucers, foaming at the mouth - clearly on something. He assaults my husband so I square up to him and threaten to knock him out. He wasn't expecting a woman to do that but it didn't stop him from spitting at me and dragged when I started recording him and said I was calling the police that the car was stolen. The police confirmed the car was stolen but we had no idea who he was...until the following month. His face was splashed all over the local news. He'd got himself killed in a high speed car crash (in another stolen car). All the comments on the post describing him as a "lovable rogue" said it all. My only sympathies lied with the innocent people in the other car who suffered serious injuries, his children and his fiancee (who incidentally wasn't the blonde girl cosying up to him in the passenger seat during the incident with us). One less scumbag on our streets at least.

Loveable rogue = gobshite PITA nobhead

OnlyHasEyesForLoki · Yesterday 14:51

neilyoungismyhero · Yesterday 10:47

Well said

And they’re still at it! 🙄

Chocolatebunny61 · Yesterday 15:02

I’d just passed my driving test and just got my first car so I was being ultra careful and I had my parents and husband in the car with me. We were driving home after a meal out when a mini rammed full of drunk lads roared past me with a dodgy exhaust and they were all shouting and swearing at me. Next thing I know an unmarked police car comes bombing past me with lights and sirens blazing and they got stopped! I did enjoy that one!

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · Yesterday 15:04

HectorPlasm · Yesterday 14:47

Loveable rogue = gobshite PITA nobhead

See also 'rough diamond', 'no angel but...' and 'determined character' and similar. Nobody ever says "He was a nasty aggressive thug - and whilst we're sad to have lost a family member, he got what was always coming to him".

twoshedsjackson · Yesterday 15:04

Not quite CF, but mildly satisfying.
I usually worked through after school when there was a Parents' Evening, but unfortunately realised on the day that I had left some of my notes at home, so a quick dash home and back.
My route involved travelling a short distance along a dual carriageway, then off on a slip road, easing into the right-hand lane and slowing down a bit to get onto the slip road.
Rush hour traffic was just starting to build up, so my slowing down and peeling off was a temporary hold up for other drivers, but not by much, and most of them could easily work out what I was doing.
All except for one Very Important Man in a tearing hurry to get somewhere Very Urgent, who tried to carve me up and mouthed what looked like some very unpleasant comments at me through his window.
On former occasions where there had been parental contact, I had dealt with Mum, a pleasant lady, but, you've guessed it, his urgent meeting was his appointment was with his son's form teacher......I did not comment on where his son might have acquired some of his more abrasive character traits, but the suggestion may have been hanging in the air.

SnakesandKnives · Yesterday 15:05

Many years ago was following an Aston Martin into North London. We got to one of those ‘long’ roundabouts and some dick in a BMW decided to try and race up the inside of everyone, and cut in front of the Aston really close. Who beeped but that was it. BMW screeches to a halt so we all have to stop and a young guy gets out absolutely raging and shouting. The AM door opens and Lennox Lewis just unfolds from the interior - it was a bit weird cos he’s just sooo huge. You’ve never seen someone retreat so fast in all your life. The karma was he jumps back into the bmw to drive off and the car behind me puts on blues and pulls him over. Not a good morning for him!

Menopausio · Yesterday 15:14

blacksax · Yesterday 11:32

I do so hope you told him to fuck off made him wait.😂

I finished a call, had a coffee, a nice long chat with the receptionist and a loo break before I moved it.
I hope he learned his lesson.

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · Yesterday 15:20

I can't stand the people who assume that, when everybody leaves a yellow box junction clear for traffic going in the other direction to cross, as the law requires, they've actually left it clear just for them to stop in. How lucky that all the other drivers understand just how special and important they are!!!

We have a big box junction in our town - it's not only a busy through road, but it used to be the road where the town fire station was based, hence why it was definitely needed.

Back when the fire station was still there, some selfish numpty decided to just stop in the yellow box, rather than waiting before entering it, so he was both trapped and blocking the road off. Well, the alarm went off, sirens could be heard and a fire engine sprang into life, on its way down the through street and needing/expecting to cross the empty yellow box.

The engine driver was furious at this man and hooted repeatedly at him for half a minute, but of course, this sheepish-looking man had nowhere to go - and there wasn't even room for any vehicles either side of the yellow box on the main road to move to accommodate him moving.

Luckily, fire engines are enormous, powerful and extremely heavy, so a hatchback is no match for them. The driver drove at the front of the car, from the side, and slowly pushed it round and out of the way, with some horrible screeching noises, as car wheels are designed to move forwards or backwards, but not sideways - leaving it crumpled and facing the opposite direction and (I'm assuming) needing to either be written off or possibly repaired at great expense by an insurance company which may or may not have agreed to pay out on learning what happened.

PleaseAccepyMyUserNames · Yesterday 15:24

I'm only sharing in a light-hearted manner as no-one was hurt..
A young lad in a souped up fiesta decided to give me grief when he got 'stuck' beside me on a driving lesson. Think beeping, flashing, then slowing down to verbally abuse me on passing, brake checking me then zooming off.
I turned the same corner as him, probably 40seconds behind him, and got to drive past the point where he had freshly planted his car into a bridge railing.
It was great

unbuttonedowl · Yesterday 15:25

Not really CF but quite funny - school sports day at a very type A personality Alpha Dad school on very cold morning. All the uber competitive dads line up for the dads' race, none warm up, all determined to win in front of the kids and take the glory. Start dropping like flies with pulled hamstrings. The next day, one is limping about the local chemist looking for pain relief and the pharmacist says, oh, were you at the sports carnival too?

Differentforgirls · Yesterday 15:27

OnlyHasEyesForLoki · Yesterday 14:51

And they’re still at it! 🙄

Bullies. Best ignored.

lolliplop · Yesterday 15:31

DotterOfBendigeidfran · Yesterday 14:28

Have you not thought about talking to the local chapter of Hells Angels?

Really tempting, but I don't want to give them any reason to cite harassment. I think they'll try play the system to delay the proceedings as long as possible anyway. I'm sure they're going to say they're 'vulnerable' which they most definitely are not. But its an easy way to stop an eviction process for months.

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Hellometime · Yesterday 15:34

This is a few years ago but we were walking from hotel to Disney magic kingdom. It was early the park wasn’t even open yet. A mum pushing a huge double jogging stroller sped past us on the path, I literally had to grab dd to stop her being mown down. A few steps later the mum pushed it off the path by accident and the whole thing tipped. She then started having a go at her husband (why it was his fault no idea) I did involuntarily let out a laugh. The kids in the stroller were about 6 or 7 and unharmed.

REP22 · Yesterday 15:39

I've got two.

  1. Local very posh village. Small housing development going in along a particular lane. Local very wealthy resident took exception and devoted more than two years to hindering construction by numerous methods, not all of them legal but all of them foul, abusive and occasionally violent. He'd place obstacles twice daily in the way of the builders' vehicles, release his daughter's sheep to run onto the construction site, send long and abusive missives to the innocent parish councillors and local council staff members, keep daily watch in the lane and harangue anyone who traversed it, whether they had anything to do with the development or not, with offensive tirades. He was arrested several times and bound over to keep the peace. A minor celebrity turned up to open the show-home for local press. They, too, were stopped and lectured at length about how evil they were for supporting the much-needed development.

The poor construction workers bore the brunt of it. Every slur and insult was hurled at them as they worked, in addition to the daily obstacle course that was erected and re-erected on their access road. For the most part, they followed their gaffers' instructions to ignore it and crack on.

One hot day, the workers were building close to the boundary hedge. Mr. NIMBY came up with the wheeze of moving his livestock muck-heap closer to the lane and setting fire to it, thus sending clouds of foul, stinking, choking burning animal sh~te breezing over the builders. He spent ages piling it up with his little ride-on mower thing, all in full view of the builders, then stood back and set fire to it. He had initial joy as the clouds of choking, befouled smoke overwhelmed the builders, sending them scuttling, coughing and spluttering, out of the way as he laughed and jeered at them.

Until a gust of wind took a spark from his bonfire o'sh~te and deposited it on the roof of the brand new timber "vehicle port" he'd had built next to his house, in which was parked his little ride-on, a big 4x4, a new livestock trailer and a valuable collectors'-item sports car, and immediately took hold like the last days of Pompeii and Herculaneum. He couldn't extinguish the flames by himself and went berserk trying to get his wheeled prizes out, all the while screaming at and begging the builders to come over and help him. They just watched. One of them was kind enough to phone the Fire Brigade; but that was the extent of their mercy.

  1. The dog and I were driving down to the West Country for our summer holiday. We stopped at the motorway services about halfway there. A car full of lads with football scarves hanging out the windows came speeding into the car park and proceeded to do several screeching handbrake turns for the benefit of other punters, generally directed at lone ladies (as I was) or pensioners either waiting to cross or actually crossing the road, forcing me and the dog (plus others) to leap out of their way. The car then parked in the nearest disabled bay to the doors and five lads all reeled out clutching beer cans.

They went into the services being loud, foul-mouthed and generally making a nuisance of themselves. After that, they climbed back into their car and sped out on their merry way.

We finished our business at the services and set off on our own way. We'd only gone down the motorway a few more miles when we passed the same car of lads on the hard shoulder, four of them looking like they were sh*tting themselves in the car and the driver out and trying to explain himself to two angry and unimpressed rozzers.

It was very, very sweet.

@lolliplop - I'm really sorry that you are having to deal with all of this, in addition to the loss of your father. The injustice of it must rankle deeply, plus anger and frustration at your dad's choices, which must be the last emotion you want mixing in amongst your grief. I hope that you have a satisfying outcome, and not too long to wait. Best wishes to you. x

igelkott2026 · Yesterday 15:49

I think the usual one is when you are doing 30 in a 30 limit and some CF overtakes you, only for you to catch them up at the next set of traffic lights/roundabout and give them a cheery wave! Although sometimes they do get a green light and I end up getting caught on the red light which is annoying.

I've had a couple of horrible colleagues who've eventually been sacked or made redundant, but the worst boss I ever had is still in her job, so there really isn't any justice in the world.

madaboutpurple · Yesterday 16:08

When I was a teenager I did karate 3 evenings a week. One of our group was threatened by a man and the woman was far ahead of me as she had been attending for far longer. She said to the man I'm black belt and he said I don't believe you so got into her karate stance and told him where she would be aiming for and that was his delicate area to put it nicely. He realised she meant it and ran off! By then a few people had gathered and the man was totally humiliated. He had picked on the wrong woman without a doubt. Some of the people gathering actually joined the karate group. She didn't get the chance to go for him. Also not so long ago a horrid man was talking to friends and swearing a lot. I thought straight away he deserved having something bad happen. Next thing his big dog was heard performing in his work van. He said Oh I'd better go as I need to clean up the van. He was even more annoyed when a young boy laughed loudly and I went past him smiling.

Hellometime · Yesterday 16:11

Not me but a friend. Walking along a narrow canal towpath in dark after fireworks display. Everyone walking in line, friend was pushing a toddler in buggy. An impatient man was trying to get past the line. Deliberately hit the buggy with his walking stick so friend stopped and moved to side. The man stepped around them and fell into canal.

GrumpyButOk · Yesterday 16:15

itsnotagameshow · Yesterday 10:10

I saw a man in an open topped sports car pull up next to a canal and dump a large black binliner full of stuff into it, then saunter off into the nearest pub. I and a friend dragged out the binliner and shoved it sopping wet into the driver's seat. Never saw him return but oh how that still makes me happy!

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