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Which cheap and nasty food item do you choose over more expensive and better quality alternatives?

297 replies

AintNobodyHereButUsChickens · 07/06/2026 14:49

For me it’s chicken kievs. I love the crispy outside and the mushy chicken inside. I know they’re not the best, I actually work in a chicken factory so I know exactly what goes into it! But it still doesn’t put me off 🤣 Clearly my standards are on the floor…

What’s your cheap and nasty favourite?

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ijustwanttoworkout · 09/06/2026 16:22

Cheap baked beans

bananaboats · 09/06/2026 16:45

Hotdogs, can take or leave 'proper' sausages but give me a cheap Tinned hotdog any day!

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 09:01

godmum56 · 09/06/2026 16:13

not in the cheap category but M and S canned corned beef (low salt, round tin) makes a lovely meatpaste in summer of you store it at room temp and spread it.

I love corned beef too!

Crikeyalmighty · 10/06/2026 12:53

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 09:01

I love corned beef too!

The cheap range at Sainsbury’s called something like Stamford has really acceptable packs of corned beef much cheaper for a much bigger pack too and it’s perfectly nice too

Allseeingallknowing · 10/06/2026 14:30

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 09:01

I love corned beef too!

Love corned beef and onion sand. Corned beef must go in the fridge for a couple of hours first

pandaskitchen · 10/06/2026 14:49

Cheap fruit teacakes & hot-cross buns for toasting - I like it when they do all dense and doughy soaked in butter.

Some of the fancy flavoured hot-cross buns at Easter are an abomination.

I'm also partial to a tin of beans with mini sausages. I don't want to know what is in the little sausages, just let me enjoy them. Meaty sausages aren't the same with beans.

Crummles1 · 10/06/2026 15:42

Bring back Toast Toppers!

And those doughnuts made with artificial cream (was it?) and strawberry 'jam' which were often reduced at the end of the day in local bakeries

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 23:51

Oh yes toast toppers !

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 23:52

I eat corned beef mashed up with mayo on toast or made into stovies.

LewKirtonHeavenInTheAfternoonNSOul · 11/06/2026 00:42

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 23:52

I eat corned beef mashed up with mayo on toast or made into stovies.

Nah ,Nah right stovies is made with stewing steak,onion ,tatties bit o Baxter's crinkle cut beetroot on the side wi a couple o thick oatcakes.

MissBattleaxe · 11/06/2026 04:11

Birds trifle. Big bowl, one spoon.

Frumpitydoo · 11/06/2026 07:34

Spreadable butter. Vie chemical shite, but so much easier than butter!

ShiftySquirrel · 11/06/2026 07:47

Tesco replaced their ordinary Greek yoghurt with their finest Greek yoghurt on my delivery and I much prefer the cheap one.

My breakfast is usually oats, yoghurt and walnuts. I never make it in advance so it was just too dry with the extra thick posh Greek yoghurt.

Lomonald · 11/06/2026 08:23

Frumpitydoo · 11/06/2026 07:34

Spreadable butter. Vie chemical shite, but so much easier than butter!

To be fair, spreadable butter usually just has some oil in it, so not really that chemically.

godmum56 · 11/06/2026 09:08

corblimeygvnr · 10/06/2026 23:51

Oh yes toast toppers !

ooo there's tasty innit

corblimeygvnr · 11/06/2026 09:16

LewKirtonHeavenInTheAfternoonNSOul · 11/06/2026 00:42

Nah ,Nah right stovies is made with stewing steak,onion ,tatties bit o Baxter's crinkle cut beetroot on the side wi a couple o thick oatcakes.

You definitely need beetroot 😊

itslikecakesbutitsnotcakes · 11/06/2026 09:38

Instant Chicken Noodle Soup v a naice fresh soup with actual chicken and noodles.
Tinned Marrowfat Peas v a posh tinned baby pea or even frozen or a fresh pea.

itslikecakesbutitsnotcakes · 11/06/2026 09:50

corblimeygvnr · 07/06/2026 21:12

I bought meat paste yesterday to have on buttered toast 😂 was a favourite years ago . Let's hope it lives up to its memory.

Oh god. We once left a daft friend in charge of the food when we went to a festival ages ago. She bought several jumbo bags of Skips, bread rolls, cucumbers and a hundredweight of Shippams chicken paste.
We all grumbled at the idea of living on this brown ensemble for three days but the chook paste and cucumber baps were absolutely gorgeous! We couldn’t get enough!
My favourite thing on a poorly day is a tin of Heinz Tomato Soup and a Shippams Chook Paste bap.

AInightingale · 11/06/2026 14:03

It's not really cheap or nasty but the Tartex vegan pate is lush, probably nutritionally void though. Lived on sandwiches made from it when I was recovering from flu a few years ago.

JohnnyFedora · 11/06/2026 15:45

AInightingale · 11/06/2026 14:03

It's not really cheap or nasty but the Tartex vegan pate is lush, probably nutritionally void though. Lived on sandwiches made from it when I was recovering from flu a few years ago.

Id imagine it's pretty decent nutritionally it's made of
Water, nutritional yeast, coconut oil, potato starch, leek, herbs, sunflower oil, sea salt, tomato paste, yeast extract

Thetreesaregreeninspring · 11/06/2026 15:46

Idaho instant mash is my guilty pleasure. I eat it in secret which makes it even more fun.

Whosthetabbynow · 11/06/2026 15:51

Spam. I’m a 70s kid

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/06/2026 16:20

Thetreesaregreeninspring · 11/06/2026 15:46

Idaho instant mash is my guilty pleasure. I eat it in secret which makes it even more fun.

Is it cheap and nasty though? Smash was the cheap one we sometimes had as kids. Looks like both are similar price point.

I’m easy, cheap white bread. Ideal for toast. Guilty and rare treat though. Pink wafer biscuits.

Thetreesaregreeninspring · 11/06/2026 19:52

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/06/2026 16:20

Is it cheap and nasty though? Smash was the cheap one we sometimes had as kids. Looks like both are similar price point.

I’m easy, cheap white bread. Ideal for toast. Guilty and rare treat though. Pink wafer biscuits.

It’s God tier cheap instant mash. If you want instant mash this is the Gordon Ramsey of instant mash. It is however instant mash.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/06/2026 20:15

Thetreesaregreeninspring · 11/06/2026 19:52

It’s God tier cheap instant mash. If you want instant mash this is the Gordon Ramsey of instant mash. It is however instant mash.

Oh I like Idaho mash when I have it. Delicious but I feel so lazy making it.