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Mr Kipling's cakes

106 replies

HowDairy · 18/05/2026 19:22

They're disgusting sugary shite aren't they?

So, which one is your favourite? 😅

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likelysuspect · 19/05/2026 18:04

SnugglyJumpersMakeItBetter · 18/05/2026 21:13

I read 'Ultra Processed People' and he talks about how there are scientists whose job it is to work out the exact ratios of fat/salt/sugar/additives to make these products as addictive as can be. That pissed me right off. So the only shop bought baked goods I buy now are shortbread. Boring, but I feel better for not lining the bad guys' pockets! And I've lost a stone!

The door is over there ---->

likelysuspect · 19/05/2026 18:05

Copiousamountsofpulses · 18/05/2026 19:24

French fancy. Haven't bought for years though as the box would be gone in 2 nights!!

Two nights?

Amateur.

Hotafternoon · 19/05/2026 18:12

I like the ittle birthday cakes, 4 in a blue box, 99p or £1 in Iceland, Home Bargains or B&M.

In Waitrose I saw them at £2.50!! But last week I got a box in there for £1.25.

Cherry bakewell my next favourite.

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HowDairy · 01/06/2026 17:56

I've just had a slice of Battenberg
because it was reduced.
Two things - it has really shrunk!
And...
I can't taste any marzipan. It's just sweet.
Now this could purely be because hay-fever has wrecked my taste buds, or because they've "improved" the recipe in the intervening years 🙄

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Roselilly36 · 01/06/2026 18:16

I love a cherry Bakewell

LanyardSpaghetti · 01/06/2026 18:35

Country Slices were my favourite, but I haven't bought the 'disgusting sugary shite' since quitting UPF.

TheeNotoriousPIG · 01/06/2026 18:39

Up until very recently, I'd have said Angel Slices, but a friend brought some Cherry Bakewells to share. Unfortunately, said friend's homemade lemon drizzle beats Mr Kipling's version into a hollow!

AlgaeDreams · 01/06/2026 18:39

Lemon icey slicey things. Unwrap in a 2 pack. That's just cheating.

RubberyChicken · 01/06/2026 20:50

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly small cakes, the miserable old bastard

Flannelfeet · 01/06/2026 20:56

JenniferBooth · 18/05/2026 19:31

Have you seen the new flavours?

Caremelised Biscuit.
Custard Cream
Cookies and Cream

Lemon and Raspberry. Each flavour comes in a pack of four

Omg I want the caramelised biscuit one 😋.

Off to look at asda online for them. Love a French fancy.

AreThereSomewhereIslands · 19/06/2026 11:11

I managed to pick up a yellow-stickered pack of six Country Slices for 80p this morning - plus a box of four Strawberries & Cream Tarts for only 56p!

There's no hurry for us to eat them all, either - there are so many artificial ingredients in them that they'll stay fresh for weeks yet.

I can only dream of finding a yellow-stickered Manor House cake - they're £3.75 in Sainsbury's! Shock

purplecorkheart · 19/06/2026 11:19

Used to be French Fancies but they have got too sweet for me. I used to eat them in the order of least liked to most liked so brown, pink, yellow.

Picked up a pack of banana flavoured slices and they were quite nice if a tad dry.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/06/2026 15:38

At Christmas one year, Mr Kipling made Irish Cream fondant fancies, but to my great sorrow, I never found them in shops near us. The struggle is real.

BashfulClam · 19/06/2026 16:02

LemonRedwood · 18/05/2026 19:28

Definitely the cherry Bakewells. Something about that thick layer of icing just hits right

They do tubs of cherry Bakewell bites…I could demolish the gull
yjing. The frosted fancies as well…!!!!

HowDairy · 19/06/2026 17:06

Where do they sell these @BashfulClam ?

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BashfulClam · 19/06/2026 17:10

HowDairy · 19/06/2026 17:06

Where do they sell these @BashfulClam ?

Found them in Tesco and a larger co-op.

TheFatCatSatOnTheMat · 19/06/2026 17:11

I miss the Apple and Custard pies - with the custard inside the pie. They were amazing. Where have they gone??!

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 19/06/2026 17:13

There is no bad cake. But if Mr Kiplings get any smaller they are going to be physically impossible to find in the box.

Which is my excuse for eating two French Fancies at a time.

HowDairy · 19/06/2026 17:14

Thank you, I'll keep an eye out for them!

Happy Friday MN!

Mr Kipling's cakes
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limetrees32 · 19/06/2026 17:15

You should try Morrisons supersized cherry Bakewells

FollowingSpiders · 19/06/2026 17:16

Not sure if they were mr Kipling but I remember some cakes from the 80s/90s sponge cake covered in marzipan and chocolate on each end? Came in packs of 5 i think but then they disappeared 😭

LittleTeePot · 19/06/2026 17:20

I do not need to be thinking about delicious cherry bakewells and wine right now just because I've had a shit day and it's hot outside.

I love a bakewell.

Littlecrake · 19/06/2026 17:21

UnPetitDunPetit · 18/05/2026 20:38

The pink ones are the best 👩‍⚖️

Hard agree. For Valentines they do a box of just pink ones

Shortandtothepoint · 19/06/2026 17:22

limetrees32 · 19/06/2026 17:15

You should try Morrisons supersized cherry Bakewells

Ooh yes, they are delicious 😋

Littlecrake · 19/06/2026 17:48

FollowingSpiders · 19/06/2026 17:16

Not sure if they were mr Kipling but I remember some cakes from the 80s/90s sponge cake covered in marzipan and chocolate on each end? Came in packs of 5 i think but then they disappeared 😭

I loved those. They had a bit of fake cream (like the white bit from a Jaffa finger) under the marzipan

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