I wish them plagues of insects and that awful drenching rain with 95% humidity afterwards. Of course, Scrotus will probably be watching from the AC'd WH or in some kind of bulletproof AC'd VIP box.
You know, the South (where DC is located) is one of the most beautiful parts of this country, so lush and green. Southern cuisine? Oh Yum! And 'Southern Hospitality' is real and wonderful. I'd live there but for three reasons. First, their political conservatism. Second and third, the humidity is a killer and the bugs are horrific. Huge bugs, teeny bugs, invisible bugs (noseeums, those nasty beggars). And it seems that all of them either bite, sting, or swarm around your face in droves.
Of course, there are also tornadoes and hurricanes. But we have earthquakes and wildfires, so that part is a draw.