How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

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I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

She asked you for a handhold after an argument with her partner resulting in her screaming, "cocklodger" at him as he didn't go 50/50 on the holiday.

Buien jamon 😂

Are you behind me? I’m on my sunbed reading this with my leopard print scarf on my head as a chic headscarf and I’ve said No is a complete sentence to DH every time he asks a completely inane question while I contemplate why I don’t LTB. I’ve had two olives for breakfast and I’m counting the units in my second G&T and popping the cals into nutracheck. Away for an evening stroll just now to work off the excesses of today but I’ll look out for you…

Did she put the loo brush in the dishwasher?

Just what I was thinking! Everyone knows that the whole of Spain is ‘Brits Abroad’ and a true MNer only holidays in France or Greece. Although Spain may be allowed if it’s an Ikos hotel.

🤣🤣🤣

She said where is your OH

She has every day at the AI buffet, just constructed a MASSIVE Salad for every meal?

With a tinkly laugh she placed the shopping divider the wrong way in the middle of the conveyor belt, while adjusting the Roka Kennington bag she had slung over her Boden dress?

She was wearing a hideous denim mini skirt, with her buttocks hanging out!

Presumably you saw that she had Mumsnet open on her phone??

Fangirling JK Rowling?

What is naice? Is is just another word for posh?

Was she clutching her pearls?
Was she Feeding her family on a whole chicken ?
or definitely NOT wearing a naice dress with white trainers?

It's how "nice" people pronounce nice.

Did she have two £3k dresses she couldn’t choose between that she’d had specially altered because she can’t even fit into preemy sized clothes?

whilst making faux naive observations about her next door neighbour’s solid gold rolls Royce mobility car and her five ‘privately diagnosed’ (think: falsified diagnosis for $$$ they look perfectly fine to me) nd children ?

Did OP actually spot a MN'er in Spain or is this just another "what's a typical MN thing?" thread?

She was booking in at the hotel spa for a yoni massage

Do we know what the B word is yet? Bombshell? Boden? Batshittery T shirt? Birkies? Brilliant child who can read Dostoyevski at 18 months?

Had she found a wonderful little taverna off the beaten track only used by locals ‘in the know’ ?

Can someone please enlighten me on the massive salad reference?? I know all the others but this one must have passed me by. Bonus love for supplying the link. I would be forever in your debt 😁

She addressed her children and husband as DD1, DD2, DS1 and DH.

Always a dead give away.

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Was she running frantically downhill with a rubber wheelchair handle in each hand?

that one made me laugh so much today!

Destination wedding drama?