Song lyrics that make you think what the hell?

[WhenTheDustSettles]

Hey, Mister DJ (oh-oh-oh)
Play a song for this pretty little lady (oh-oh-oh)
'Cause if she dance as good as she look right now (oh-oh-oh)
I just might, I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby, hey

Really Bruno? In 2026? Or have you sneaked into Doc Brown's De Lorean?

In the back room she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Lou Reed/Walk on the Wild Side

She told me to come but I was already there
ACDC/You shook me all night long

She's blowing me crazy, til my ammunition is dry
ACDC/Giving the dog a bone

ACDC is a mine of filthy lyrics. Girls got rhythm, Sink the pink, Touch too much plus many others

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Johnny Cash/Folsom Prison

Released first by Cindy Lauper.

Yes!! (and thanks for not typing it out) I always thought that was so tasteless, I think it's generally frowned on now, but when it came out I remember thinking 'how does no one seem to have a problem with this lyric?'

Annie I'm Not Your Daddy by Kid Creole and the Coconuts is a particular joy.

"See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly" among other treats.

Blurred Lines... but I guess that goes without saying.

Every Breath You Take has always disturbed me. I Called U by L'il Louis for similar reasons.

A slightly obscure one: 977 by the Pretenders, yet another song glamorising abuse. (removed lyrics as the formatting went screwy)

Just as well it was never a hit, I've always thought.

It always sounds to me like he did something else rather unpleasant too!

''Da diddley, qua qua, da diddley, qua qua''

Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver

...but as I adore Adam Ant, he can ''da diddley, qua qua, da diddley, qua qua'' all day long and I'll still listen to him 😁

Bet his mate Donald has that on repeat

^ Apologies for the shouty text, couldn't seem to figure out how to fix it 😄

My love ain’t got no money he’s got his trumbolese. Was years before I realised it said “strong beliefs” 🤣

It wasn't just shit, it was quite offensive.

There won't be snow- in a vast continent with some of the highest peaks in the world?

Reducing the whole of Africa to Ethiopia. Where nothing ever grows...except for a massive and diverse range of flora and fauna growing in a vast array of habitats.

You can sort of forgive the first one, it was a time when people didn't travel as much or have internet access...but to do it again, with the same lyrics? What were they thinking.

Rod Stewart
Tonight's the night , gonna be all right
Spread your wings and let me come inside.....
Just wrong

Claire by Gilbert O’Sullivan….😮😮😮 can’t pick out one line cos it’s the whole song.

Also
Take your seaside arms and write the next line🤔🤔🤔🤔 never understood it, but it comes from a great song.

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent

Aqualung. Jethro Tull.

”Don’t say a word my virgin child just let your inhibitions run wild”

A perfect 10 means 10 out of 10. Like the scores in ice skating or dancing. So she’s perfect and she wears a size 12.

Unless … you know this and you were being funny? Maybe?

So many songs lyrics are now deemed inappropriate. Sweet Sixteen by Ringo Starr . Young Girl - " get outta my mind . my love for you is way out of line "and Bye Bye Baby by Bay City Rollers - " wish I met you before ..but there's a wedding ring on my finger " .
Then there are songs that make no apologies for nasty misogynistic lyrics . Smack My Bitch Up , Peaches by Stranglers .

The class of Madam Gazelle by Peppa Pig:

Candy Cat
Danny Dog
Emily Elephant
Freddy Fox
Gerald Giraffe
Mandy Mouse
The one and only PEDRO PONY!
Rebecca Rabbit
And Suzy Sheep
Zoe Zebra
And Peppa Pig
Listen there's the bell
For the class of Madame Gazelle

Every time I listen to it I get enraged that Peppa Pig is not in her rightful alphabetical place. Terrible.

My Sharona:

"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind."

WTAF?

It’s about a one night stand isn’t it? What am I missing?

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" No Katy Perry I dont.

100% this!! Gives me the rage every time I hear it - wrong in every way

🤣

Woman goes out picks up random bloke. Shags him, great sex, makes it clear she will never see him again.

Years later she randomly met one night stand chap who recognised the kid looks like him. She reveals she is married to a guy who is infertile. She only shagged this bloke to get pregnant. Told her hubby it was his. And then it ends.

Ah ok, that went straight over my head. I thought she was just saying not to tell her husband they’d slept together! That is horrible then.