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Song lyrics that make you think what the hell?

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WhenTheDustSettles · 28/04/2026 07:43

Hey, Mister DJ (oh-oh-oh)
Play a song for this pretty little lady (oh-oh-oh)
'Cause if she dance as good as she look right now (oh-oh-oh)
I just might, I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby, hey

Really Bruno? In 2026? Or have you sneaked into Doc Brown's De Lorean?

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ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · Today 09:31

BizzyLizzyDooDah · 29/04/2026 12:00

"Girl I'm gonna make you sweat,
Sweat till you can't sweat no more,
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it some more"
😳😳

That’s foul.

WhenTheDustSettles · Today 09:46

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · Today 09:25

I hear Boom! Boom! Boom!, and i can’t stop myself saying: Let me hear you say way-oh!

Let me hear you say Mayo!

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SwirlyGates · Today 10:19

PrincessHoneysuckle · 28/04/2026 13:24

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" No Katy Perry I dont.

Ha ha, you beat me to it. As soon as I hear that line on the radio I switch stations. Both ridiculous and unpoetic.

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SwirlyGates · Today 10:23

Nickelback, Rockstar: The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.

I like that song (and usually sing along Blush) but I hate that on the radio they bleep out "drugs come cheap" while leaving in "girls come easy" Angry.

ConnieHeart · Today 10:25

SwirlyGates · Today 10:19

Ha ha, you beat me to it. As soon as I hear that line on the radio I switch stations. Both ridiculous and unpoetic.

She must have been inspired by American Beauty. The next line explains it

BetterOffNow · Today 10:32

FlyingUnicornWings · 28/04/2026 10:24

Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick ‘em in your mouth and suckem.

Chef from Southpark’s song.

😂

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · Today 10:33

ConnieHeart · Today 10:25

She must have been inspired by American Beauty. The next line explains it

It was dopey in the film, and just as dopey in the song.

SwirlyGates · Today 10:45

ConnieHeart · Today 10:25

She must have been inspired by American Beauty. The next line explains it

I don't listen long enough to hear the next line lol.

IDroveAllNightAndCrappedInYourRoomIsThatAlright · Today 14:52

SwirlyGates · Today 10:19

Ha ha, you beat me to it. As soon as I hear that line on the radio I switch stations. Both ridiculous and unpoetic.

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats o'er hills; what could be finer!
When all at once I felt as one
With an Asda Smart-Price black bin liner

IDroveAllNightAndCrappedInYourRoomIsThatAlright · Today 14:55

SwirlyGates · Today 10:23

Nickelback, Rockstar: The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.

I like that song (and usually sing along Blush) but I hate that on the radio they bleep out "drugs come cheap" while leaving in "girls come easy" Angry.

Like in Fairytale of New York, where they invariably bowdlerise or bleep the words that are grossly offensive to gays; but the bit where he calls a woman 'an old slut' is absolutely fine.

IDroveAllNightAndCrappedInYourRoomIsThatAlright · Today 14:56

FlyingUnicornWings · 28/04/2026 10:24

Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick ‘em in your mouth and suckem.

Chef from Southpark’s song.

It's interesting how nobody ever complained about the original version of that song by Peter, Paul & Mary back in the day, though.

ThatBlackCat · Today 15:58

Erin1975 · 28/04/2026 13:30

Woman goes out picks up random bloke. Shags him, great sex, makes it clear she will never see him again.

Years later she randomly met one night stand chap who recognised the kid looks like him. She reveals she is married to a guy who is infertile. She only shagged this bloke to get pregnant. Told her hubby it was his. And then it ends.

Edited

Yep, she says (the motel) "It was a place I knew well". Indicating she'd picked up guys regularly and went there.

As AI says; "singer Ann Wilson sings of a one-night stand with a handsome young male hitchhiker. They make their way to a hotel room to have sex. The lyrics suggest that this may not be the first time the female protagonist has engaged in such behaviors, noting her familiarity with this particular hotel. The song explicitly highlights the sexual prowess of the young man, and his ability to easily and repeatedly bring the female protagonist to orgasm. She leaves a note with instructions for the man to make no attempt to contact her or track her down. It is subsequently revealed that her intent all along was to use the encounter as a way to become pregnant. The lyrics explain later, when she accidentally crosses paths with the one-time lover, that her baby is the result of their tryst and she did it only because the man she is in love with is not able to father children. "

Also she referenced in in the lyrics that the sole intent was to get pregnant with the planted the seed bit, so it shows she knew and intended on pregnancy;
"I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree"

She wasn't after sex for sex sake, she was desperate to become a mum.

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