Judge my tub of butter...

[Hagnumber4]

I have a theory that you can tell a lot about a person's disposition by the state of their butter/marg.

Anyone else dare to bare all?

What to you think I'm like based on my tub? It's "I can't believe it's not butter" (photo probably awaiting approval

Photo here

I think that people who use marg are kidding themselves its healthy whilst chomping down chocolate etc on the side

A psycho or you live with teenagers

Life’s too short for tasteless spread, get real butter and leave it in a butter dish on the counter top.

Haha! I’m judging the fact you’ve got marg masquerading as butter …
I for one, absolutely can believe that it is not butter!

You are a butter amateur. Get some Lurpak and learn to use the butter knife properly!

Edited to add, that stuff looks like the putty used to put glass in windows in ye olden times.

Just finished the block of butter so mine doesn’t show much.

Yes get a block of actual butter, this pretendy stuff is horrid.

I don’t like that Lurpack butter is only 200g now but there’s not much I can do about it.

That's not butter.. it literally tells you that it isn't butter on the tub :D

don't buy Lurpak then, buy Kerrygold :)

Ah, the old 'I can't believe it's not better '.

only Philistines eat marg, OP. We're all judging you very hard.

Get butter, you won’t regret it.

I was expecting home made butter, I am
disappointed.

Good God.
Thats an abomination on every level including that it’s not real butter. I think I need a lie down after seeing that.

I love the comments on the fact that it's not butter 😂 I have a milk allergy. I'd love the real stuff

That is a picture of a UPF not at all healthy for anyone unless they have a milk allergy.

It looks like someone stomped in it.

Edit: Ah, just saw your update. Sorry!

Id struggle with those black bits in it.

I've never understood families who hack at their butter/marg/spread? But there are no crumbs so you get extra points for that!

Crumbs are my level of standard. I would not deal with crumbs

You don't have last weeks toast crumbs in it, so I would say it looks pretty good 😂

As it was going to be finished normal knife wiping rules didn’t apply. I can’t bear crumbs in butter or even worse remnants of butter in jam or marmite.

No one else up for sharing a candid snap?