What have you done in the real world that MN disapproves of?

[Nourishinghandcream]

As per the title.... what have you done in the real word that would have Mumsnetter's frothing at the mouth?

I will start.
Someone reversed into my (parked) car and we sorted it out ourselves (without informing insurance!😲) with them paying us to get it fixed (which has now been done).
Gosh..... aren't we naughty!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I use a toilet brush and have claimed benefits in the past without guilt.
I also have lots of dc..
And had most out of wedlock..

Piece ears with a gun and think it's absolutely fine.

Edit to add disposable gun's not reusable as i agree they are unsafe.

I think that “confession” is a massive cop out!

I've had arguments with my husband and disapproved of things he's said or done without leaving or getting my 🦆 🦆 🦆 in a row.

I have tattoos, a toilet brush and answer the door if someone calls even if they're unexpected

I put mascara on my lower lashes.

I have toilet brushes but they are used strictly for cleaning only and I use BLEACH.

Very naughty.

Referred to my niece as "they" because this makes her feel accepted and happy even though I don't personally believe in the whole gender nonsense. My beautiful niece's mental health is far more important to me than a political belief.(I realise I'm sticking with feminine wording on here, she's still 'she' in my head.)

I leave my front door unlocked all day if I’m. Family just open the door and come in without even phoning or texting first 😁

I smacked my children a couple of times when they were little and I let them eat cherry tomatoes and grapes that hadn’t been cut up.

I'm fat and covered in tattoos

I expect my dad/sister to include and buy presents for my step daughter at Christmas/Easter/birthdays.
My husband expects the same from his family towards my son.
If they refuse they are not welcome to celebrate Christmas/Easter/birthdays in our home.

I have worn light coloured clothing to weddings.

Answered the door to a stranger without shaking, crying and hiding behind my sofa.

Took a parcel in for a neighbour.

Spoke to a neighbour with real words instead of putting a note through his door, when he was causing a parking problem.

I own an xl bully
I drove for 19 years without a license (have one now)
I drive an suv and about to buy a second one.
I breed dogs
my children’s ears were pierced at 4 months old

But most of us do this. I'd see it as basic politeness towards someone who is struggling with something. I mean, this young woman isn't a man masquerading as a woman in the rape crisis centre on the grounds of his own entitled fetish. Calling her 'they' isn't damaging women's rights and protections.

I had an affair. I don't feel particularly apologetic about it.

I throw away the roast chicken carcass without making stock or soup.

I walk to the local shop to buy milk and leave my 10 yr old DD on the sofa watching tv, all alone… for about 5 mins.

Leave my front door unlocked and am happy for family and friends to pop in without an appointment.
Wash the cats bowls in the dishwasher.
Wear crocs out and about.
Wear Skinny jeans.
Sent my kids to the nearest local schools without angsting over Ofsted and exam results.

I don't request measurements of clothes that I'm buying off Vinted for £1 or £2.

I don't batch cook

I don't know what Whitsun is

I wear skinny jeans

I regularly eat food past its use by date as long as it smells OK. I haven't got sick from it yet.

Had autistic children and don't believe they are over diagnosed.

Didn't get married or mix finances with dp. (Did stay in work though)

Talked to a transwoman

Change my name when I got married
yesterday I went out in a dress and white trainers 😈

Never married DP even though we have 3 kids. Have never wanted to be anyones wife.

Am happy to use peoples preferred pronouns.