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Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 12/04/2026 11:28

I’m still unable to cope with the seriousness of the situation the Orange Turd has put the world in, so here’s a bit of toilet humour.

Depraved, Desperate, Deluded and Dangerous - Trump Thread #160
RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 11:31

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 11:20

Pretty sure they are the only two options. And we’ve already discussed a lot why the first is difficult. Which is why nobody has tried it before. This really is a hell of a mess Trump and Netanyahu have got the planet into.

They don’t even appear to be close to ending Iran’s ability to attack.

They can't end Iran's ability to attack the strait. Remember all that stuff about HAMAS making rockets from water pipes and all that. Even if that was just propaganda, they will still be able to make missiles with the range needed. Don't even need to hit.

Unless he plans a land invasion to push the rockets back. But even then, longer range rockets can be made.

And there are drones. Can buy them off Amazon.

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 11:35

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 11:31

They can't end Iran's ability to attack the strait. Remember all that stuff about HAMAS making rockets from water pipes and all that. Even if that was just propaganda, they will still be able to make missiles with the range needed. Don't even need to hit.

Unless he plans a land invasion to push the rockets back. But even then, longer range rockets can be made.

And there are drones. Can buy them off Amazon.

So why were Iran not doing this before the Orange Idiot began his dumb war? If they can strangle the world so easily by bombing the Strait, why haven't they before?

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SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 11:37

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 11:31

They can't end Iran's ability to attack the strait. Remember all that stuff about HAMAS making rockets from water pipes and all that. Even if that was just propaganda, they will still be able to make missiles with the range needed. Don't even need to hit.

Unless he plans a land invasion to push the rockets back. But even then, longer range rockets can be made.

And there are drones. Can buy them off Amazon.

If you are being fired upon as you pootle through the straits then you are probably not overly fussed whether it's a $10,000,000 missile (although I'd be flattered) or a $500 drone with a grenade that can be dropped somewhere very inconvenient.

Plus contending with smart mines that will only detonate for selected targets.

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 11:38

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 11:35

So why were Iran not doing this before the Orange Idiot began his dumb war? If they can strangle the world so easily by bombing the Strait, why haven't they before?

I expect because nobody was at war with them ? And killing their supreme leader must have upset them.

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 11:41

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 11:35

So why were Iran not doing this before the Orange Idiot began his dumb war? If they can strangle the world so easily by bombing the Strait, why haven't they before?

Why does that wasps nest in the loft not cause a problem ? Until you poke it.

Justdancevance · 12/04/2026 11:45

Trump destroying world balance and then pivoting to talking about building ballrooms and memorials gives me such Nero vibes

At this rate, the US will be celebrating its 250tb birthdays at war in Iran, due to that fucking idiot Trump

How many Americans won’t get to celebrate this occasion due to Trump’s actions

Lalgarh · 12/04/2026 11:46

It's going to be SUCH a temptation for Iran China et al to piss on the 250th parades

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 11:47

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 11:31

They can't end Iran's ability to attack the strait. Remember all that stuff about HAMAS making rockets from water pipes and all that. Even if that was just propaganda, they will still be able to make missiles with the range needed. Don't even need to hit.

Unless he plans a land invasion to push the rockets back. But even then, longer range rockets can be made.

And there are drones. Can buy them off Amazon.

Exactly. Which is why the only option is to ask Iran very nicely if they will let our boats through.

@UnluckyWalnut why would they do it before they were attacked? They would be a huge and very deliberate act of aggression that wouldn’t benefit them. It worked quite nicely as a deterrent against attacking them until somebody put lunatics in charge.

And now it is much worse. Because I don’t believe even the Iranians believed it would give them this much power.

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 11:51

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 11:37

If you are being fired upon as you pootle through the straits then you are probably not overly fussed whether it's a $10,000,000 missile (although I'd be flattered) or a $500 drone with a grenade that can be dropped somewhere very inconvenient.

Plus contending with smart mines that will only detonate for selected targets.

Man you’d be pissed if your great big war ship got put out of action with a $500 drone though.

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 11:51

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 11:47

Exactly. Which is why the only option is to ask Iran very nicely if they will let our boats through.

@UnluckyWalnut why would they do it before they were attacked? They would be a huge and very deliberate act of aggression that wouldn’t benefit them. It worked quite nicely as a deterrent against attacking them until somebody put lunatics in charge.

And now it is much worse. Because I don’t believe even the Iranians believed it would give them this much power.

If Iran had tried to control the straits before being attacked, it would have torpedoed their strategic goals (which unlike the US, they clearly have).

Now thanks to the unbelievable stupidity of one man whose vanity enabled people around him to do whatever they wanted they have been handed the perfect opportunity to engage this weapon as victims. Murdered schoolchildren tend to do that.

You don't stay in power for 47 years by being stupid.

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 11:54

Well according to the Orange Arsehole, the US have total control of the air. I presume therefore they can shoot down drones etc.

logicisall · 12/04/2026 11:54

Lalgarh · 12/04/2026 11:46

It's going to be SUCH a temptation for Iran China et al to piss on the 250th parades

Pope Leo is smart. Pope Leo has already declined the invitation. Be like Pope Leo.

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 11:59

The orange arsehole has mistaken things that exist for the projection of power as a deterrent for having actual power. Having shown how easily the Iranians can take out their planes I assume he is about to demonstrate the same with ships.

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 12:09

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 11:54

Well according to the Orange Arsehole, the US have total control of the air. I presume therefore they can shoot down drones etc.

Not easy. The jets are not designed for it. Apparently the US are shipping in more A10 planes because they are better at it.

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 12:10

The most pressing (fucking urgent) issue for the world is opening the Strait of Hormuz. Time is running out. Bigly.

Talkinpeace · 12/04/2026 12:18

@walllaw
I totally agree with your rant.
Too many Democrats think that liking a HCR post will make it better.
They seem to think that 300 word "campaign cards" will cut through against Tiktok.

The Democrat Senators and Congress folks seem happy to take their salaries during the shut downs
and never actually call the insanity out.
They are on the golf course too
rather than in front of the Cameras and on the steps of the Capitol

a curse on both their houses

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 12:19

RedTagAlan · 12/04/2026 12:09

Not easy. The jets are not designed for it. Apparently the US are shipping in more A10 planes because they are better at it.

You can fly a drone at 25mph at a height of 100 metres.

Good luck hitting that from a plane that can't go less than 100 mph at a height of at least 1,000 metres.

You could power an autonomous drone with a £200 Raspberry Pi computer system. Once launched it could find it's own way to the target(s).

https://www.raspberrypi.com/products/raspberry-pi-5/

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 12:22

And if you continue to park them outside on the tarmac… goodbye planes.

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 12:23

Talkinpeace · 12/04/2026 12:18

@walllaw
I totally agree with your rant.
Too many Democrats think that liking a HCR post will make it better.
They seem to think that 300 word "campaign cards" will cut through against Tiktok.

The Democrat Senators and Congress folks seem happy to take their salaries during the shut downs
and never actually call the insanity out.
They are on the golf course too
rather than in front of the Cameras and on the steps of the Capitol

a curse on both their houses

It's hard not to hear them suggesting folk eat cake instead.

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 12:26

RafaistheKingofClay · 12/04/2026 12:22

And if you continue to park them outside on the tarmac… goodbye planes.

Also you don't need to drop bombs. A drone loaded with a mix of 1,000 nuts and bolts and washers could incapacitate anything it gets a chance sow them over.

Would you fly a plane after picking a bolt up off the floor ?

placemats · 12/04/2026 12:29

SerendipityJane · 12/04/2026 11:00

I am blowing this shit wide open ...

Iberian Peninsular. Ibiza. Iona. Isle of Man. Ithaca, Ionian sea.

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 12:32

Are you trying to say that the worlds biggest superpower with all it's military hardware and knowledge cannot defend a small area of sea from a few drones fired from a country with very little military left? I don't buy it. As dumb as the US have been, I actually feel that if they decide to open the Strait it will happen.

walllaw · 12/04/2026 12:36

UnluckyWalnut · 12/04/2026 12:32

Are you trying to say that the worlds biggest superpower with all it's military hardware and knowledge cannot defend a small area of sea from a few drones fired from a country with very little military left? I don't buy it. As dumb as the US have been, I actually feel that if they decide to open the Strait it will happen.

By what means?

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