Most quoted film/tv programme in your house?

[LittleBinChicken]

For us, definitely Frasier.

Favourites include:

“Off you go…”

“Do I look like I scuba??”

”Fine! I guess I’ll just have to make my own tea!”

”I guess it must be too much to ask that there not be GUN PLAY in my living room!”

Father Ted, by a mile.

“Small…. Far away…”
”Down with this sort of thing”
”Careful now”
”You big hairy arse, you big bastard, you big fecker, I’ll stick this pitchfork up your hole…”

“That’s what the money’s for!”

All Mad Men fans in our house.

“we’ve gone on holiday by mistake” from Withnail and I.

Growing up it was
The Young Ones
”Look at us…arguing…bickering….we never used to be like this!”

”We sow the seed, nature grows the seed then we eat the seed”
And many many more.

Spinal Tap

”Good days”

”I think that says a lot”

Nowadays it’s Breaking Bad.
”I am the one who knocks”

”Mr White!”

”They’re rocks Marie!”

Blandings
What is required of me?
Are you writing that child a cheque?
Where's my Wiffle? It's in your hand my lord.
I'm studying the servants shoes.

Detectorists
It's because he's a c*.
You're scaring the mums.
Shall I do my talk again? Please NO!

Still Game (especially the Hogmanay one)
Ma top ups no topped up
Are yeas on fire?
Feaches
Rolls..an mulk

The Fifth Element.
Aziz! Light! Ah, much better, thank you.
You can’t drink a toast with water.
They’re not here. (Gary Oldman, thinking he’s retrieved the stones)
I know this music. (Gary Oldman when his bomb sets off the alarm on the ship)
It was an ambush. (Unexpected occurrence)
Super green.
The stones are in me.
It’s not bizarre, it’s the divine language.
Dot (there it is, the Fifth Element spots the relevant planet on the screen)

I could probably quote the entire film. We use lots of the dialogue in various situations.

Sherlock Holmes “Always vary a firearm east of Aldgate Watson” if we go to London.

Pride & Predjuice
“I shall close with the attorney directly”
if I took the trouble to practice, I should be a true proficient” etc arc

Still Game

Watch ma bag ,Tam (usually to DD)
The Slosh, oh I love The Slosh

You eat, I pay - sopranos
scorchio - fast show
i was very very drunk - fast show
Neil the phones ringing - young ones

Lots of Still Game here too!

Can ye see me noo?

For I, am a bogus gasman.

Two pints, prick!

Coolio Engrazias, Gavin and Stacy.
When my stepdaughter is here it doesn’t take much for a conversation to turn into an ABBA song.. Thanks to Mama Mia.

Benidorm
The Royle Family
Fawlty Towers
Lucifer

Monty Python Life of Brian - Mandy's quotes fit in very nicely for many occasions

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Is this some kind of joke?

Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!

Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out!

A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.

Aww, there is an animal called a balm,... or did I dream it? So, you're astrologers, are you? Well, what is he then?

And that's Capricorn, is it?

"I meant Richard Whitely " (dinnerladies )

"Don't put them all in the same van" (Whitechapel)

Star Trek or Friends

Last Kingdom: Sink the bastard boat, Shield Wall, the bastard thinks, Destiny is All. It seems you swallowed another wasp. Arseling. Better than Barley.

Wentworth: You fucked the wrong lunatic.

Dexter: (Debra) Fuck off and die then die again. Or A metric fuck ton of … whatever
(Doakes) Surprise Motherfucker

‘You never let me do anything cool!’ is said at least once a week in this house.

Still Game, Peep Show, Father Ted & The US Office here!

Here We Go is a show that we’ve taken to our hearts as a family. There are so many lines that we use in our day to day life now… I really think that the show will go down as one of those classic British sitcoms in the future.

Hard/weird to quote things when you live alone!😄
But I do favour The League of Gentlemen when conversing with the dog!
'you're my wife now, Dave' (sadly he isnt called Dave)
also 'lets Go Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!'

Tell Dave your dog "It's a Real Good Treat oomph " in a Herr Lipp voice

(One of my DD favourite phrases )

And "It's a Saga"

The dog will be right on board or think you're bonkers

Mange tout, Rodney? Every time we have peas.
Chuckle brothers, to me, to you.
Pivot! Although my dh never watched Friends so that's lost on him.

Every time the film Dancing with Wolves is on we have to say the following-
You dancing?
You asking?
I'm asking.
I'm dancing. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh.
My ex husband once asked me what the film was about, I said the above and ex dh got very snooty, said if I didn't know what the film was about then just say so and don't try and be funny. Makes me smile just thinking about it.

Black Books and Father Ted feature frequently.

Ride me sideways...That was another one!