Most quoted film/tv programme in your house?

[LittleBinChicken]

For us, definitely Frasier.

Favourites include:

“Off you go…”

“Do I look like I scuba??”

”Fine! I guess I’ll just have to make my own tea!”

”I guess it must be too much to ask that there not be GUN PLAY in my living room!”

Jarvis..I don't want to come all over Mother Theresa ..oh god that would make me the most despicable man in the world.
Jarvis on taking in London's waifs and strays.

It’s Dr Who (allons-y) and Harry Potter (constant vigilance!) here

Withnail and I - Here Hare Here, Shouldn't it he more bald than that?, I'm making time, Are you the farmer? etc etc

Last Kingdom- Shield WALL, humping, Oooootred, son of Ooootred

As Good as it Gets- too unPC to quote here (or anywhere in public)

Oh yes @LostInSpaceNK. I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE is a much used saying here.

...and there's quite often MATTER in the sink!

I realised the other day just how often I walk into a shop full of pointless crap and say to myself “I do sell a lot of wank, don’t I?”

Am obviously going to have to look for Black Books- not one I'd heard of.

I've also realise that Talladega Nights is quoted all.the.time in my team. If you're not first you're last; This is EGREGIOUS; I going to come at you like a spider monkey; throwing Grandpa's war medals off a bridge; snow blindness in cats; never, EVER travel to Tijuana etc etc
If a meeting feels like it's gone on forever we'll ask if anyone smells smoke- I know it's a Ricky Bobby reference but can't recall how we ended up there.

Frasier, the biggest one being "I'm in a bit of a pickle, well not so much a pickle, more of a cornichon"

Monk "If you don't wanna shake a brothers hand then just say" at least 5 times a week

And Monty Python...I don't even know which one at this point....Four Candles is a daily occurrence

”I AM AVIN A FAG” (Harry Enfield)
“It’s Tina Sparkle!” (Strictly Ballroom)
“In the fullness of time. At the appropriate juncture.” (Yes Prime Minister)
and most of Hot Fuzz

Die Hard “Rack’em, stack’em, and pack’em” and Apollo 13, “Houston, we have a problem” and my DH is talented enough to use them both in one sentence!

My (young adult) DC frequently quote a fairly obscure Australian children’s show - Dance Academy. In particular when making a choice, they say: “And he smells like Christmas.” Which does make sense in context, honestly.

And every time we go swimming in the sea (which is frequent as we live less than 5 minutes walk away from the beach), they all dive in, after shouting in a fake-Australian accent: “Oh no, I just got splashed.” (Show: H2O/Mako Mermaids).

Me mainly, I’m mostly being Dolly or Jean in Dinnerladies 😁

Lots of Star Wars like 'Do or do not, there is no try' &' This is the way'.

Crocodile Dundee's 'That's not a knife'.

Asking for a Cornetto from the shop.

And now stuff from Bluey for my daughter like 'Biscuits!' & 'I'll tell you that for free'.

Definitely Monty Python with a bit of League of Gentlemen
Will probably be from Detectorists now though, as a recent watcher

Inside number 9 / League of Gents
"Brush my hair for me Julian you know I've never liked thunder"
Lines and Lines and Lines and Lines
Twelvety
( And I cannot spell it but DD quotes Herr Lipp. A lot )

Where the fuck is my fucking coat too

That'll do Donkey (Shrek)

Father Ted. The Fast Show is used a lot. My kids haven't even seen it, but they quote bits of it now as I do it so much! The IT Crowd. Miranda. League of Gentlemen. Red Dwarf. Blackadder. Dr Who. Ghosts. Harry Potter. Friday Night Dinner.

I'm not sure we actually have normal conversations.

My kids still do the ‘oh no, Emaaaaaa’ in a fake Aussie accent whenever there’s any hint of water

Brooklyn 99 and The Other Guys probably

Allo Allo especially “Tis I, le Cler”
Blackadder “I have murdered the ambassadeur and turned him into…pâté”; “You will be sick, you will be sick immediately”.
Horrible Histories there are 2 that DD knows always crack me up, and now she’s studying the crusades there’s a lot of “to put his Saladin”.

The Dish: if someone refs someone important, “he’s a fascist”.
Also, “You don’t fuck up.”

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead: if someone says I don’t believe it - “just a conspiracy of cartographers”. And any sentence where grammar goes astray gets: “Hamlet, in love, with the old man’s daughter, the old man thinks”. Plus endless turning a question into playing questions.
“Glean what afflicts him”.

DH is American and hasn’t caught on to these. We just have, “more cowbell”.

Love this thread, needed a laugh, thanks.

Greg House- Everybody lies.

We don’t watch much Horrible Histories but had a look at a compilation of French bits before a trip to Paris. Cue DS8 running around everywhere arseing about and yelling “YOU’VE BEEN ARTOIS’D” the whole time - didn’t even think he’d been paying any attention 😂

Royle Family, Early Doors and Dinnerladies here.

I'm smokin for two (Harry Enfield)
Cowboy the fuck up (Bruce Willis)
Any variation of buswanker that's apt (in-betweeners)