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Have you ever dreamt you have had sex with a celebrity?

106 replies

WhatEverBlowsYourHairBack · 14/01/2026 22:31

If so how was it???
I watched Simon Cowell .. making a boy band last night... then dreamt l was in his Malibu home having sex with him.. and it was bloody amazing..( wet dream amazing).. but l don't find him attractive at all in real life.

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DeathBanana · 14/01/2026 22:51

When I was pregnant I kept having sex deams about Gordon Ramsey. I don’t know anything about him, haven’t ever watched his programmes, def not my type and even in my dreams I was disgusted but kept going right back there. That foetus is 16 now and I’m still scarred.

JurgenKloppsTeeth · 14/01/2026 22:57

Also Simon Cowell, and yes he was a great shag in my dream.

And Michael Portillo, though I recall I woke up before we did the deed thank goodness

whatwouldlilacerullodo · 14/01/2026 23:01

James Franco. Very random but I'd definitely do him in real life.

CombatBarbie · 14/01/2026 23:02

Chris Hemsworth.......

WorthySloth · 14/01/2026 23:03

DeathBanana · 14/01/2026 22:51

When I was pregnant I kept having sex deams about Gordon Ramsey. I don’t know anything about him, haven’t ever watched his programmes, def not my type and even in my dreams I was disgusted but kept going right back there. That foetus is 16 now and I’m still scarred.

I was exactly the same! The result of that pregnancy will turn 18 in August 😭😭

Kickinthenostalgia · 14/01/2026 23:05

Many times, with many different celebs, usually ones I’m crushing on though. Not some random celebs 😂

pnutter · 14/01/2026 23:05

Used to have a recurring about Philip Glenister - loved those sleeps!

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 14/01/2026 23:05

Tom Cruise. Amazing

Wheezygonzalez · 14/01/2026 23:08

Can I just caveat that my brain does its own thing at night, I have no control.

Kier Starmer 🥴
Rowdy Roddy Piper 🤪

cometohather · 14/01/2026 23:10

Many times, but weirdly a few of them were with Simon Cowell who I also do not find attractive.

Alltheyellowbirds · 14/01/2026 23:11

Not since I was a teenager. My dreams are far less interesting now.

Butteredtoast55 · 14/01/2026 23:15

CombatBarbie · 14/01/2026 23:02

Chris Hemsworth.......

Genuinely, I envy your dreams!
I once had the most amazing dream encounter with James Garner, who was in The Rockford Files about 900 years ago. I absolutely do not fancy him in the slightest but it was so steaming hot that I actually blush if he appears on TV.

Inwhitelights · 14/01/2026 23:27

Oh yes.. Morton Harket 🥰 and Russell Brabd 😬

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 14/01/2026 23:32

Matt Damon, about 25 years ago and I can still remember it vividly 😂
I’ve never fancied him but for a while afterwards I did get a little frisson when I saw him. It was very hot.

waltzingparrot · 14/01/2026 23:40

Just last night in fact, with James Norton. Woke up this morning in a darkened room and actually wondered how I was going to get out of bed with DH on one side and James Norton on the other. Disappointed to remember James wasn't actually there.

NotMyRealAccount · 14/01/2026 23:40

No, but I have had a dream in which I was happily married to Donald Trump 😮

Pieceofpurplesky · 14/01/2026 23:51

Bill Clinton. No clue where that one came from.

ilovepixie · 14/01/2026 23:55

Mr Tumble! He was surprisingly very good! 🙈🙈

Icouldwriteabookonmydisastrouslife · 14/01/2026 23:59

I had a threesome with the Beckhams in my dream ages ago , I feel like I’ve had the same dream numerous times however I am firstly not bi and Victoria is definitely not my girl crush 🤣🤣 altho I wouldn’t say no to David ha !

WormHasTurned · 15/01/2026 00:00

Dreamt Dermot O’Leary gave me a massage with baby oil and one thing led to another..
Best pregnant one was that I’d left then H and was pregnant by Snoop dog 😂

WhyamIinahandcartandwherearewegoing · 15/01/2026 00:00

Alastair Campbell. Sorry.

SnowDaysAndBadLays · 15/01/2026 00:05

Tim Lovejoy and I liked it in the dream.
15yrs later I'm still traumatised, he's gross

Beekman · 15/01/2026 00:07

Had a very filthy dream last week about Jonathan Groff which I enjoyed very much. Thanks, Jonathan

FindMyPhone · 15/01/2026 00:09

NotMyRealAccount · 14/01/2026 23:40

No, but I have had a dream in which I was happily married to Donald Trump 😮

Oh thank god it’s not just me!!

Ive had “those” dreams about the Orange One several times😱
I have no idea why🤷‍♀️

Foggytree · 15/01/2026 00:12

Dreamed I was dating Ryan Reynolds and he was more into me than I him🤣.

Think I was 20 years younger in the dream than irl.

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