Have you ever dreamt you have had sex with a celebrity?

[WhatEverBlowsYourHairBack]

If so how was it???
I watched Simon Cowell .. making a boy band last night... then dreamt l was in his Malibu home having sex with him.. and it was bloody amazing..( wet dream amazing).. but l don't find him attractive at all in real life.

Not sex, but when Emma Thompson and Kenneth Branagh split, I had a full on rom com dream about bumping into him in our town. He looked very sad and handsome in a cashmere polo neck and overcoat. He sat at my table and we had a coffee. Went for a romantic walk along the river and wanted me to run away with him. I said we'd have to pick the kids up from school first. He was ok with that. Think I then woke up.

Over the years I've got very lucky indeed in the dreamworld.
One notable one that haunts me still was a very erotic encounter with Josh Widdecombe involving a complex supernatural element that would make a terrific gothic style novel.

Meanwhile I have only got to date level flirting with my most recent famous crushes like the blond one from Cobra Kai. Come on subconscious, help me out here!

This hottie

Yes, about Robert California from the US Office.

Si King from the Hairy Bikers.

After that I recorded the HB series on the food network for about a week before I got to grips with myself. (No pun intended).

Fidel Castro?

Ooh, I thought that was Che Guevara!
But you may be right.

Yes, Thierry Henry who's not somebody I find remotely attractive 😅

Justin Fletcher. Not sure what was going on in my subconscious there 🤣

I get that!

😳😀

Yes Keith Harris sadly and halfway through the window shattered and orveil (sp?) flew in and went absolutely crazy. I've always had a fear of live birds as was accidentally locked in a pigeon loft growing up so the dream was a nightmare for me and my heart was racing and I couldn't sleep for days after and had to phone my sister to come round

Years ago. Kiefer Sutherland as he was in the Lost Boys 😭 so random .

Bon Jovi and I were in a serious relationship. We were struggling financially but he told me not to worry. He also caressed a spot on my cheek. At some point we snuck into someone's garden and knocked over their bin.

Oh jeez I’m laughing so much at some of these. Keith Harris and Orville???? Although I’m sorry as it does sound really traumatic for you. Mr bloody Tumble??? I once dreamed I had a thing with my then boss and when I saw him at work the next day I felt mortified as though we’d ACTUALLY done the deed.

This is hilarious 🤣

Robbie Williams - which was quite revolting 🤢

Orvil flying in and going absolutely crazy. Omg. That made me laugh. I am sorry though about the rest of your post about the dream becoming nightmarish.

Ricky Gervaise. Twice.

David Tennant. Who kept his socks on throughout.

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I bought Chris Ryan’s Elite Cops DVD and watched it a lot, then saw a show where him and Donal Mackintyre were in a jungle on survival, it must have sparked something in me so me and Chris were camping in the Amazon and it got really ‘steamy’ I do adore Chris Ryan it was the best dream I have ever had

That’s deffo Che

Yes - and not one I had ever fancied in the least! It was Ivan Lendl and it took place in a telephone box on a flat roof.

Also David Tennant, as Doctor Who.

And David Bowie after he'd died - I mean, after he'd died in real life, he was very much alive in the dream, thank goodness. He gave me a great pep talk and a lovely hug before a job interview, then took me out for pizza afterwards and back to mine...

Dev from coronation street.