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Have you ever dreamt you have had sex with a celebrity?

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WhatEverBlowsYourHairBack · 14/01/2026 22:31

If so how was it???
I watched Simon Cowell .. making a boy band last night... then dreamt l was in his Malibu home having sex with him.. and it was bloody amazing..( wet dream amazing).. but l don't find him attractive at all in real life.

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Giraffehaver · 15/01/2026 00:14

Yes Noel Fielding on a bunk bed on a train, George from Corrie bloody everywhere and Tim Weekes from Bargain Hunt ran his finger suggestively around my knicker elastic. Really weird

cometohather · 15/01/2026 00:17

Oh I also had one with Daniel Radcliffe at the checkout in matalan! Again, I don’t really fancy Radcliffe. I’d love to have one of someone I do fancy

Helpmechooseausername · 15/01/2026 00:18

I dreamt that Phil Jupitas and I were getting it on from behind and that he was absolutely hung like a donkey.

I woke up in a bit of a state to discover my then partner spooning me with one of his legs in between mine!

I have no idea why it was Phil and it still makes me feel odd if I see him on telly years later!

Mistyglade · 15/01/2026 00:22

George Osborne and it was rather good. 🥴🥴 yuk sorry.

I haven’t told anyone or thought about it since but recently Donald Trump and it wasn’t consensual. I felt horrible all day.

EmiliaRuusuvuori · 15/01/2026 00:22

I had a really passionate snog with Derek Branning from EastEnders (Jamie Foreman)
I'm not sure why it was him as I couldn't stand his character.

Mistyglade · 15/01/2026 00:22

ilovepixie · 14/01/2026 23:55

Mr Tumble! He was surprisingly very good! 🙈🙈

🤣 loool

Helpmechooseausername · 15/01/2026 00:25

Mistyglade · 15/01/2026 00:22

George Osborne and it was rather good. 🥴🥴 yuk sorry.

I haven’t told anyone or thought about it since but recently Donald Trump and it wasn’t consensual. I felt horrible all day.

I'm dying to know if you mean that you didn't want it or if he didn't... 🤣

FrazzledHippy · 15/01/2026 00:27

Sean Bean as a young man (in his Sharpe uniform), many times!

tobesuretobesureagain · 15/01/2026 00:34

Yeah David Beckham 😂 but I was on anti seizure meds at the time.

Christ0nABike · 15/01/2026 00:37

Yes, Mark Owen. Not even a fan of him or TT so I’ve no idea where the thought came from. Can confirm he is absolutely wild in the sack and gave me one of the best nights of my life.

GreenCaterpillarOnALeaf · 15/01/2026 00:43

Yes, Jarvis Cocker who I’ve been in love with since I was a teenager. I would never tell my DH because I do think he’d get a bit jealous. I guess I am having an affair in the astral realm, but I don’t think I can be held accountable for that?

Mistyglade · 15/01/2026 00:45

Helpmechooseausername · 15/01/2026 00:25

I'm dying to know if you mean that you didn't want it or if he didn't... 🤣

🤣🤣 made me laugh probably more than it should’ve! Poor Donald.

FindMyPhone · 15/01/2026 00:47

cometohather · 15/01/2026 00:17

Oh I also had one with Daniel Radcliffe at the checkout in matalan! Again, I don’t really fancy Radcliffe. I’d love to have one of someone I do fancy

I’d rather be in Matalan😁

Sugarpopsicle · 15/01/2026 00:48

tobesuretobesureagain · 15/01/2026 00:34

Yeah David Beckham 😂 but I was on anti seizure meds at the time.

OMG. I don’t know how to process this one.

whatwouldlilacerullodo · 15/01/2026 00:52

Helpmechooseausername · 15/01/2026 00:25

I'm dying to know if you mean that you didn't want it or if he didn't... 🤣

That's the best thing I've read!! 😂

IcouldbutIdontwantto · 15/01/2026 14:24

While I was pregnant I had two... Hugh Grant (fine, not particularly in to him but whatever) and Elizabeth I.... no idea where that one came from!

DanaScullysLegoHair · 15/01/2026 14:30

Robbie Williams. I can't stand him and am still embarrassed to this day 😒

kerstina · 15/01/2026 16:33

It wasn’t sex but I dreamt Ralph little was in love with me and I think Visa versa . I hadn’t thought about him that way . It was strange and changed how I saw him. 😂 this was years ago but obviously I remember it.

ClaudiaWrinklemum · 15/01/2026 16:39

Yungblud. Several times. No complaints 🫣

CleanSkin · 15/01/2026 16:45

Two nights ago, the chef Giorgio Locatelli. He said he hadn’t had an affair with an older woman before and I was the test! It was scheduled to be between lunch and dinner services. Needless to say, despite his planning and intentions, I decided not to succumb to his charm - despite his glorious, hooded eyes and phenomenally sexy accent!

Fends · 15/01/2026 16:46

Yep, Boris Johnson. Filthy

TomatoSandwiches · 15/01/2026 16:48

I had a sex dream involving Gerard Butler during my second trimester in my second pregnancy, it woke me up! I'm sure it was a combination of hormones and the fact I watched one of his films a few days before.
He isn't the type of man I lust after at all and it's never happend again since.

WhatEverBlowsYourHairBack · 15/01/2026 16:56

waltzingparrot · 14/01/2026 23:40

Just last night in fact, with James Norton. Woke up this morning in a darkened room and actually wondered how I was going to get out of bed with DH on one side and James Norton on the other. Disappointed to remember James wasn't actually there.

Lucky you.. he's gorgeous.

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GroovyChick87 · 15/01/2026 16:57

Several about Evan Peters and I orgasmed hands free.

LindorDoubleChoc · 15/01/2026 17:02

Yes, quite often. Most recently Jason Bateman. Can't remember who else. Maybe Jack Dee? It's all quite random.

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