You're evacuated from your home , your overnight bag only contains what is directly to the left of you , what is in your overnight bag?

[OneUmberJoker]

A cupmat and a remote for the fire.

Sewing machine

A six foot tall glass fronted cabinet full of glassware and china.

Four boxes of binbags - 2 of the 124l , 2 of the 13 gallon Costco)

Handy !

4 shelves of novels inc. the entire Harry Potter series, Aesops Fables and Stephen King, a Turkish lamp and a miners lamp.

Not massively useful.

A small pink stiff cardboard chest of drawers

containing a pile of teenage trinkets that are waiting to leave my life constructively - swimming badges, dance badges, some unspecified-indigenous-people beadwork, Robertson's brooches, two pairs of clip-on earrings, a strange brooch of a coach and horse of unknown provenance probably granny's, a small scent bottle with a painted flower half worn off, a starfish and a seahorse, a gold-coloured charm of a steam engine

My ringing methods notebook

A Monty Bojangles tin that up until yesterday still held a couple of dozen Quality Street but is now empty

My 15-yo cheap earphones

...yeah, I'm stuffed.

My Kindle and a cushion. I’m fine 😄

The dog!

The dog and his blanket and an empty cup!

All the paperwork for my partner's tax return.

Let me guess - the tabby cat is sleeping on the notepad, not the cushion, isn't it?

My DH in a camping chair.

A cushion, the back half of a couch and a brick wall.

My 55kg dog. Obviously I'll need a very large overnight bag.

A cushion and a cup of coffee 🤣

My husband, the cat and a tray of biscuits, I'm sorted

The small saltwater aquarium I’ve started. Not very practical but nice to gaze at in stressful times. 😂

Four cushions and three blankets. I'd prefer the cheddar and crackers upthread though; maybe I could barter a blanket for some?

A bunch of purple tulips and vase, a jasmine & pineapple flower reed diffuser, a red tinsel christmas tree, a personalised mug, half a glass of coke and a glass with loads of lego botanicals flowers.

My kindle and some sour patch kids

By exceedingly lucky chance DCat and my phone are to my left! Happy days indeed.
If 'twere to my right I would have to squeeze DS28 in, and he is miserable with the man flu.

diary, pen, tub of miniature heroes and a dog.

Lemsip, tissues, cheese plant, book and lava lamp.

I am poorly and would need dragging from my pit.

Well it's a remote control, that's pretty useless without the telly!

Cookery books with a mug of tea balanced on top. I'll cope with that...

Phone charger , Christmas tree and a box of after eights