You're evacuated from your home , your overnight bag only contains what is directly to the left of you , what is in your overnight bag?

[OneUmberJoker]

A cupmat and a remote for the fire.

DD and a giant Fuggler. Great! 🙄

My phone, half a cup of tea, the tv remote and ZDog2 who’s fast asleep.

A bottle of fizzy water and a pile of dirty washing judging me. I'll just take the water.

An empty cracker box, a pair of kitchen scissors, a placemat and a banana skin. Can I PLEASE take the mini cheese plate I've just made for myself which is right in front of me?

The dog, 2 blankets, some cushions, a box of chocolates and some toffee vodka. Thats me sorted

Bedside lamp, 2 baby monitors that have no battery, a Diet Coke, glass of water, hand cream, ear plugs, eye mask, pair of snowmen earrings, 2 books.

A wall 😂😁

Depends how directly to my left you mean. On the arm of the chair to my left are my book (latest Ann Cleeves) with the new bookmark I got for Xmas.

Beyond that on the side table are:
3 empty mugs
An empty glass
A plate with an empty mince pie case on it
3 coasters.
A beconase inhaler
A little portable reading lamp thing that clips on to your book.

I'm not sure I really want all that dirty crockery! 🤣

A book with Christmas songs 🤔

Half a mars bar, a remote control, and the Christmas tree

Half a box of Roses chocolates, a few random Roses wrappers, a book, a cushion, the TV remote.

A small notepad with a partially completed shopping list, a pen, a cushion and a sleeping tabby cat.

Lamp, decorative pillow, jewellery box and bedside cabinet.

A phone, a dog chewing on a toy and a glass of water.

A cat, several cushions and a blanket.

The cat, a cushion and a blanket

The radiator

A pillow.

I'm evacuating with you whether you want me to or not. I'll bring my dog's half eaten chew stick that is to the left of me, we can swap😋

A glass of champagne. 🙂

A calendar, couple of resistance bands, neck buff, pile of orange peel and a copy of Anne of Green Gables.

A bottle of Crémant... I can live with that.

DS, PlayStation controller and kids fire tablet 😑

It was three cats but one has just woken and is wandering off so, two cats.

A half full bottle of water, a vest and The rector’s wife by Joanna Trollope.