You wake up to find out your last dream is on the front pages of the newspapers , what are the headlines?

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That toadie of neighbours was mean to me

Staircase in house has top six steps missing

Somebody was breaking into my house and trying to murder me. (Live alone and have this reoccurring bloody dream!!).

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I found a way to ensure that the laminator at work doesn't swallow things. It would be headlines in school actually.

Pilot with alzheimers lands passenger plane on motorway

Boy strangled by the local Nursery teacher!

(In my dream it was my son being strangled by his old Nursery teacher, he is 10 now so I have no idea why I dreamt it).

Woman Spills Tea, Dog Exasperated

My dreams aren't as exciting as they used to be

Usually it's 'Woman snubbed by social group'.

But last night was 'Superhero rescues hostages trapped in castle being attacked by marauding dinosaurs' which was much more interesting.

Woman dressed in Spanish peasant costume hurls basket of oranges at marauding bandits.

Not my last dream but earlier this week.....
Keir Starmer to change catchment areas of local schools so he takes YOUR Child's Place.
Also, he's only 5 foot tall.

The new version of Dobby the House Elf in the new HBO Harry Potter TV series is based entirely upon my dog's appearance. He does not look like Dobby. Apart from the ears. They came up with hundreds of pen and ink concept designs. But went with a photo of the dog.

"Fans' Dismay at New-Look Dobby".

Mum Survives Night Stalked by Evil Mini Versions of Her Son

(was quite disconcerting actually as son is a lovely, thoughtful, gentle 21 year old)

I've just snogged James May.

Woman Discovers Mystery Mansion in Secret Passage from House.

I have this one a lot. It is so disappointing to wake up and realise it’s not true.

I unfortunately missed the bus so I couldn't get to a thing I was going to.

I woke up as bored as you must have been reading that.

I dreamed that my husband found Jonathan Bailey wandering alone and confused in nothing but his Fiyero boots (he has a photo of himself like that!). So they went off and had a little week long affair. We’re off to see it this weekend and I’ve spent the last week being talked at about wicked, so him buggering of for a week would be lovely and peaceful.

So maybe Wicked Winky exposed in kinky boots.

I have that dream a lot too! Just loads of other rooms in my house that I didn't know were there!

Mine would be Woman Thinks She Can Walk To Scotland From Reading, Ends Up In Chester
(Such interesting dreams I have !)

Nightmare For Woman As She Arrives After Unplanned Longhaul Flight To Visit Her ex And his wife.

Local man marries fiancée whilst ex (me) watches from the back row.

I have these. Sometimes my house is much larger than I realised with a few new wings. But theres always an evil part where I am too scared to enter..like a small dusty tunnel into an attic.....🧐. Must be so very symbolic of something.

Trying to find my hotel room ,stairs in the wrong place, lifts not going to the right floor, can't quite see the number on the room door and can't quite use my mobile to contact anyone. I need to get to the room to pack as it's nearly check out time.

Edited as didn't read the instructions properly "Woman misses hotel checkout as her room keeps moving".

Woman trys to leave dinner party, but fails to escape.

Woman's body and perception get controlled by the X-Files' Cigarette-man because he wanted to steal her dog.

A source reveals he lured her to a corporate Christmas Party and was using an ATM computer to communicate with her.

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