Can you get me some Euthanasia tablets?

[OdeToTheNorthWestWind]

Just seen a slightly rattled friend, whose 88 year old mother made the request. After a bit of gentle questioning, she promised to buy her mum some Echinacea tablets to fend off winter bugs, the next time she is in town. 😄

What strange requests have you had?

got told my driving was erotic…hmmm guess they meant erratic 😂

Just remembered, my husband and I went to the cinema and he asked for 2 tickets to see Fuck with Dick and Jane. 🤣🤣🤣 The film is actually called Fun with Dick and Jane. I can’t remember the film at all other than me nearly dying with laughter at what he said.

Also got told by my nan we was having nookie for dinner…gnocchi nan!! 🫶🏼

Possibly. Were you suggestively fondling the gearstick?

When Olivia Newton John died my DS was very confused to hear she was Australian as he always thought she was from Greece.

Lol at man get out

😆

A Scottish woman told a friend of mine that a criminal case was being sent to the Prosecutor Physical.

She meant to say Procurator Fiscal.

This reminds me of a friend 20 years ago, we were all young, big group of us, being immature and talking about sex. One guy asked if anyone had done it commando. We looked at him confused, as "going commando" to the rest of us meant not wearing underwear underneath your clothes...it turns out he had thought his whole adult life that it meant having sex dressed in army gear

My niece’s friend was apparently called Wolf. She was convincingly adamant it was Wolf. Who on earth, we wondered, would be so idiotic as to call their child Wolf.
It turned out to be Ralph…

When I was a kid our neighbour had a baby. My mum saw me talking to her when she came home, and asked me what was the baby’s name. I remember being adamant that the baby’s name was Barcle.

Michael. His name was Michael.

The funny thing is, @Koulibiak I can almost hear it as Barcle (pron Baichal) depending on your accent..

@Testerical thank you! In my defence, we had different languages at home, and different cultures, and their other kids had names I had never heard elsewhere back then, so I was apparently unfazed by the fact they had chosen Barcle for the baby 🤷🏼‍♀️

Omg this thread is killing me. This is something I would honestly straight faced cock up too.

I have just remembered at a eye test I was asked my hobbies. Being of dark humour and nervous I said drinking. Then on thinking what I'd possibly need glasses for, followed that up with driving. So it came out as drink driving.

"Any chance you have glasses that make the road less fuzzy when I'm pissed up anyone?"

I tried to style it out, but the optometrist looks clearly said "we have a nutter right here".

I do not drink and drive

I've heard it, but it was someone with a broad Lancashire accent so book was said like boo with 'k' at the end. When she was told it was buck she pronounced it buck.

In an essay I submitted for my Masters, I quoted a play written by the French playwright, Jacques Cousteau.

The professor very kindly just wrote ‘Jean Cocteau?’ in the margin.

I almost died of embarrassment.

😂

Once when my mother asked my first husband had he enjoyed his dinner he said "Yes, thanks, I was absolutely ravished."

🤣

Didnt jacques costeau write The Deep Blue Sea. 😂

There’s a street in Cardiff called Fanny Street. Imagine having to give that as your address.

@OdeToTheNorthWestWind thank you for this thread it’s so funny it’s cheered me right up. I love the man with the fat balls one. Years ago my DM always used to request a Fiat Diablo when phoning a local taxi firm.

My DM informed us all she was going to the hair salon for a blow job.

He swam about in it a bit, as well.

😁

Portmanteau of ravenous and famished. Makes sense