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Your real life personality is based around your username , what sort of person are youL

213 replies

OneUmberJoker · 05/09/2025 21:36

A joker

OP posts:
HarpQuartet · 06/09/2025 11:28

Cumbersome.

Mumofsoontobe3 · 06/09/2025 11:31

A referee.

UncorrectedPersonalityTraits · 06/09/2025 11:33

A psychopath...

Slightyamusedandsilly · 06/09/2025 11:34

Flighty

OnlyFrench · 06/09/2025 11:34

Someone who exists entirely on wine and Camembert. Not actually that far from the truth.

Choconuttolata · 06/09/2025 11:34

I have an unhealthy relationship with Nutella.

GiantYorkshirePud · 06/09/2025 11:35

Someone who really loves roast dinners

CanIbeRio · 06/09/2025 11:37

40 years on and still fancying first crush, Simon Le Bon!

ALunchbox · 06/09/2025 11:37

I like my grub.

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 06/09/2025 11:38

I’m suddenly German despite speaking very little of it and can barely remember my B at GCSE!

Greebosmum · 06/09/2025 11:38

Half cat, half human. Rakish pirate kind of vibe

MumOnBus · 06/09/2025 11:44

A mum on a bus

Happyapplesanspears · 06/09/2025 11:48

A plump joyful orchard owner.

Stowickthevast · 06/09/2025 12:47

A (badly spelt) not particularly bright but rather strong Viking Chief. My full name includes the honorific - oh hear his name and tremble ugh, ugh.

Icannotremembermyusername · 06/09/2025 12:53

someone who .....hang on, what was the question again???

bugalugs45 · 06/09/2025 13:14

Well my original username was 45fatandtired- fairly self explanatory , but somewhat negative , hence I changed it 🤣

Bonjovispyjamas · 06/09/2025 13:23

A slob who loves Bon Jovi (or used to)

littleburn · 06/09/2025 13:24

Purveyor of small insults.

RandyBentwick · 06/09/2025 13:25

A dirty rotten scoundrel

NorthernDancer · 06/09/2025 14:18

Neither of these things.

Gladysknightjustwalkinmyshoes · 06/09/2025 16:10

NorthernDancer · 06/09/2025 14:18

Neither of these things.

Aw disappointed, thought it was a fellow soulie.
Northern soul aficionado.

Gladysknightjustwalkinmyshoes · 06/09/2025 16:11

DJSteves · 06/09/2025 11:20

I’m off my face most of the time

Soo jealous..too old for chemical weekends dancing my arse off.

ladybirdsanchez · 06/09/2025 16:18

A small, spotted insect from Mexico.

metalmutha · 07/09/2025 07:38

notacooldad · 06/09/2025 11:26

metalmutha
A mother. Who likes metal. You wouldn't think so to look at me though
I am exactly the same. Im 60 and got i to metal and heavy rock as a teenager and was a misfit at school. I loved going to gigs as a teenager and never stopped.i love discovering new bands,go to gigs and don't envisage giving it up.
Im 60, wear a lot of clothes by Hush and Toast , although I do have a quite a few dresses from Distubia.

People are definitely surprised when I give them.a lift and my Spotify playlist is on! 😆

This is excellent.
I was the same in high school and through college and my 20s. Then the DCs came along and life is very hectic. I've not been to a gig in years, maybe when the kids are older, and I've got more time on my hands.
I love disturbia clothing but don't currently have the funds, again DC.
Keep on rocking 😎 🤟🏻

tuvamoodyson · 07/09/2025 08:03

Character from a book.

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