Your real life personality is based around your username , what sort of person are youL

[OneUmberJoker]

A joker

I can admire the large brain of genius children despite their relentless poor execution of skill.

Someone very good with finances, technology and cryptocurrency( which is a combination of the 2).

Queen of the diets

Security conscious. Steal my meat'n'potato and I will take you down. 🤨

I like driving my other car - with the lid down.

Lover of summer and winter flowers. Keen gardener.

Ortho-God

A choice between plain or chocolate but very crumb-y whichever you choose

FML

A stingy runner

I love a nice cuppa tea and a biscuit. Shortbread is my favourite. I love to dunk.
I always used to wonder if the Queen ever dunked too. 😋☕

Fat and jolly. Couldn't be further from reality 🤣 (the jolly bit. I'm a joyless fun sponge but I do have plenty of jiggly bits)

Deans of Huntly do an excellent shortbread..NE Scottish company.

I’m an absolute wagon 🤣

I live by the sea in Wales. True and true.

😆

Mine is an underrated song from my favourite band with 2 brothers in from Manchester.
I would pick Mikey btw lol

I just like marble… viola.. calacatta.. not fussy

A newly-made bad-ass witch, from New Zealand, with a hot but troubled boyfriend

A lover of long walks and camping. Or maybe I'm not being entirely truthful!

X-wing pilot, Rebel Alliance.

I absolutely love that song

A fictional Regency era poem

Someone with achey knees

A woman on an absolutely massive dose of HRT