Your real life personality is based around your username , what sort of person are youL

[OneUmberJoker]

A joker

An Australian with an appetite

A psychic medium?

My username is built round my real life personality.🙈

Some of us are sneaky little witches

A significantly under appreciated second son. I should have gone no contact a long time ago.

Everybody else is witty or meaningful - or even both at once - and all I've got is this.

An alcoholic if going solely by my username!

A Taylor fan.

My username requires no explanation. I stand by every word.

At times I may identify as a beautiful Greek god and at other times as a nymph. This may just be a myth of course.

A widow in Seattle

Just keeping it real.

RESPECTFUL - but real.

A woman of a certain age who loves cats more than people.

Inspired by Audrey, do a lot of laundry.

One who is GUTTED that summer is over 😢🥺😔but making the most of the Autumnal rays ☀️🍁🍂

Calm to all appearances, but an utter mess underneath.

My last employer (a private detective from Belgium) described me as "Unbelievably ugly and incredibly efficient. Anything that she mentioned as worth consideration usually was worth consideration."

My previous employer (also a detective, though only after a long career in the civil service) said i was a "forbidding-looking young woman with spectacles".

A mother. Who likes metal. You wouldn't think so to look at me though.

An obscure Korean celebrity
(obscure if you’re not into K stuff anyway)

A resident of Royston Vasey who really wants to get into acting

Well,im not a dad and i'm not cool so that's accurate!

I’m off my face most of the time

A matriarch and a bit nasty.

metalmutha
A mother. Who likes metal. You wouldn't think so to look at me though
I am exactly the same. Im 60 and got i to metal and heavy rock as a teenager and was a misfit at school. I loved going to gigs as a teenager and never stopped.i love discovering new bands,go to gigs and don't envisage giving it up.
Im 60, wear a lot of clothes by Hush and Toast , although I do have a quite a few dresses from Distubia.

People are definitely surprised when I give them.a lift and my Spotify playlist is on! 😆

I'm doubtful about mains sewage systems.