Your real life personality is based around your username , what sort of person are youL

[OneUmberJoker]

A joker

Someone who did a lot of wild swimming grwing up

A completely reckless granny of seven.

Threw a stool. Started a riot.

I don’t think doing stunts while dressed as a nun really counts as a personality. 🤷‍♀️

A feminist Japanese epic poet. Who sees what goes on around her and takes no shit in a patriarchal society.

Surrounded by flies

I'm boring. And I'm in Goring.

A functional alcoholic. Or maybe a spoilt member of the Royal Family.

Bonnie Blue's cousin

A timid woman with large glasses, white lab coat and my underwear on show! My fiancé is called Brad.

A snuggly monkey

There's a fire in my heart, Janet...

I'm a free spirit, a gypsy if you like. I enjoy taking wee road trips around Scotland in my motorhome. It helps pass the time, now that I'm no longer the First Minister.

A plastic tree that can’t spell.

A hoarder of women's rights

Whiffy, and yet strangely proud about it. Possibly with a coat of arms including a skunk and some cheese.

Well, it pretty much is 😊

A gardening trollop

Total queen. 💅🏽

A music fan of The Cure.

A sheep farmer

Ready to wear online shopping habit.

Promising in the spring, glorious in summer, droopy in autumn, dead as a doornail by winter.

Someone who moved to a hilly village for the views but hates walking up hills. So I guess that makes me impractical as well as lazy.

A Welsh fruit enthusiast.