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Do you ever do sneaky secret things ?

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BlueBirdOnAWire · 29/08/2025 15:03

Like I’m thinking pretty harmless things like pretend your going to the gym but really go cinema

because you just want a bit of time to yourself šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

yes I know. I know we are all perfectly entitled to spend time doing things like that that we wanna do
bit sometimes it’s just so nice to have a little something to yourself 🤫🤐

OP posts:
Mumtumtastic · 30/08/2025 12:10

sashh · 30/08/2025 07:13

I had a colonoscopy a couple of weeks ago. The lady inn the next bed hadn't told her husband or family where she was.

She just set off as if she was going to work.

Blimey this stretches the bounds of enjoyable me time a bit 😬

LikeYouWantIt · 30/08/2025 12:20

All the time. When I was with my ex. I used to take a day's annual leave without telling him and go shopping, take myself for lunch. It was brilliant.

Even now, I'm single and I don't need to answer to anyone, I still like to disappear to a log cabin somewhere and not tell a soul. My colleagues will ask me if I did anything exciting during my annual leave and I'll just say "nope, chilled out at home".

I don't even know why I do it. I just love the feeling of being away from it all, and nobody knowing a thing about it.

Dontlletmedownbruce · 30/08/2025 12:31

I often say im going to drive to go for a quick walk and get some fresh air, but i buy crisps or chocolates and sit in the car overlooking the harbour listening to music. No one would give me hassle I just don't want to have a conversation about it.

On holiday recently and I mentioned over breakfast that I was going to go for a quick dip in the sea immediately afterwards, I was craving some alone time and we usually didn't go to the beach in the morning. My DD asked if she could come along too and I said yes, foolishly, because i thought maybe she wanted to go and isnt allowed go alone. She would have been OK if I said no but holiday mum guilt kicked in. But even if i said no they would all have been asking what i was doing, how long etc. I immediately regretted saying anything. Then DS heard and wanted to come, he was annoyed she was allowed but not him. I was trying to put him off but DH overheard and said 'Let's all go for a morning dip!' then DS1 coudlnt decide if he wanted to go, he needed some time. Dd now didn't want to go with her brothers so refused to go, then DH got angry with her and they argued. I apologised to DD and said we'd go another time together. After 1.5 hours they were still faffing and bickering until eventually i got so pissed off I stormed off and just left them there.

That is why mothers sometimes don't tell where they are going..

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/08/2025 12:39

It's to have something that's just yours. Even in the most equitable family, is easy to feel subsumed (sp) by being a mum, or a wife or a partner, so carving out a little time alone or an activity gives you back a sense of self. We have 4, now adult, children, so having a little time alone(whether secret or not) was lovely. Now we're retired and it can feel a bit suffocating.
A little subversive alone time is ok.

Laxonaweekend · 30/08/2025 12:42

ItsDarkINeedToSleep · 29/08/2025 21:32

I sometimes get fish and chips for my lunch and dont tell the family. I put the wrappers direct into the outside bin.

Why? Because you’re on a weight loss mission? Family on a tight budget? @ItsDarkINeedToSleep

Laxonaweekend · 30/08/2025 12:45

sashh · 30/08/2025 07:13

I had a colonoscopy a couple of weeks ago. The lady inn the next bed hadn't told her husband or family where she was.

She just set off as if she was going to work.

Presumably didn’t want to worry them

CuddlesKovinsky · 30/08/2025 13:04

I grew up with terribly over-scrutinising, controlling parents, so it was absolutely exhilarating to leave home and realise 'Hey, no one knows where I am!' (this was pre-mobile phones, I am An Old)... So that feeling has probably stuck, the freedom of it.

The other thing, though, is that people can be so touchy about you needing alone time - you can say 'It's not about you, I NEED this for ME', but you still get the Bambi eyes and 'Say if it's something I did, have I upset you...'.

It's about not having to tell someone - even if, technically, you don't have to tell them - it's the autonomy and independence of it...

CuddlesKovinsky · 30/08/2025 13:05

Mumtumtastic · 30/08/2025 12:10

Blimey this stretches the bounds of enjoyable me time a bit 😬

🤣🤣🤣

Like Peter Griffin telling Lois about 'those luxurious mammograms of yours'...

CuddlesKovinsky · 30/08/2025 13:14

NoNameisGoodEnough · 29/08/2025 18:55

My Grandad (God rest his soul) used to go to fill up the car with petrol and have a sneaky crunchie in the car park before going home to my nan who would have not approved of random middle of the day crunchie consumption.

My FIL used to take the dog for walks, and when that dog came back, it didn't half stink of Woodbines... šŸ˜†

Dontlletmedownbruce · 30/08/2025 14:11

I think women's plans become family property really easily
"If you're going into town can you just drop me ...."
"If you're passing Boots can you get me ...."

This sums it up very well @Havesomecommonsense !
Kids seem to have a sense of ownership of their mothers that they don't have with fathers so much. I don't think that's fathers fault, it's just a natural thing. Kids and teens (even young adults sometimes) often see their mother as just their mother, who exists solely for them. It's probably not helped by many mothers being overly involved in every aspect of their kids lives, always asking what they are doing and who they talk to etc, so it might seem more normal for a kid to interrogate Mum on where she is going.

Fuckish · 31/08/2025 08:48

Dontlletmedownbruce · 30/08/2025 14:11

I think women's plans become family property really easily
"If you're going into town can you just drop me ...."
"If you're passing Boots can you get me ...."

This sums it up very well @Havesomecommonsense !
Kids seem to have a sense of ownership of their mothers that they don't have with fathers so much. I don't think that's fathers fault, it's just a natural thing. Kids and teens (even young adults sometimes) often see their mother as just their mother, who exists solely for them. It's probably not helped by many mothers being overly involved in every aspect of their kids lives, always asking what they are doing and who they talk to etc, so it might seem more normal for a kid to interrogate Mum on where she is going.

But you just say no, surely?

PearlsPearl · 31/08/2025 08:51

The first page of this thread and some subsequent posters just don't get it at all. Mumsnet can be so weird sometimes!

Well I do! Love a sneaky moment. A day of annual leave when the DC were small to just sleep and eat at my favourite lunch spot and shop in peace was lovely.

Now it's just taking the longer way home to decompress and listen to my podcast more but say there was traffic etc. DW really wouldn't care but I like having secret pleasures!

PearlsPearl · 31/08/2025 08:52

Oh and spending an entire day off when she's away for work in my pjs binge watching. Then getting the text saying she's in the taxi coming home from the airport and running around like a mental person for 30 mins blitzing the house and hopping in the shower so it looks like I've had a productive day!

Barefootinthecarpark · 31/08/2025 09:18

I don’t always go straight home after the food shop, even if I have food to go into the freezer. Sometimes I sit in my car, put on Netflix and eat a bag of jam doughnuts.

Laxonaweekend · 31/08/2025 09:20

PearlsPearl · 31/08/2025 08:51

The first page of this thread and some subsequent posters just don't get it at all. Mumsnet can be so weird sometimes!

Well I do! Love a sneaky moment. A day of annual leave when the DC were small to just sleep and eat at my favourite lunch spot and shop in peace was lovely.

Now it's just taking the longer way home to decompress and listen to my podcast more but say there was traffic etc. DW really wouldn't care but I like having secret pleasures!

But secret pleasures wasn’t what the op was asking or what some ā€œdon’t getā€

It is the lying.

So would you lie in any of the secret pleasures you list?

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:25

SmurfnoffIce · 29/08/2025 17:05

It’s bizarre that you’re so bewildered by this, to the point that you keep returning to the thread again and again to say the same thing.

The gym, or indeed exercise of any kind, is considered virtuous. A trip to the cinema - especially one on your own, just because you want to - is considered an indulgence. If you went to the gym on a cold wet Sunday afternoon, you’d probably be told ā€œOoh, aren’t you good for making the effort!ā€. And while no one is going to tell you you’re a lazy slattern for going to the cinema when you could have been at the gym, they’re not going to congratulate you for going either.

Yes, they’re both ā€œme timeā€ in a sense. But let’s not pretend they way they’re perceived is identical.

Exactly. In our home, adult discretionary fun time is in short supply, and to have it, you are directly disadvantaging the other adult.

Obviously neither of us minds! And we actively like each other to have fun free time. We offer time and space to each other and say you go, I'll do the dishes.

But the fact remains, that for me to take 3 hours away from home, I am effectively saying "Fuck you, George, YOU do dinner, bath, bedtime/taking so and so to gymnastics".

Therefore, if you acknowledge our free time as parents is a zero sum game, and you want it to come out fairly, going to the gym, doing the grocery shopping or being at work doesn't count as taking free time at their expense, you are both 'working'.

  • I have to do this because it is good for our long term prospects, either health wise or financially.
  • I will not be having a nicer time than you will be having at home. I have an obligation to do this, its a chore, its hard work, it's slightly unpleasant.

So if you just feel a bit overwhelmed and you don't want to officially "call in" your actual real free time allocation, you might pretend you are doing something more chore-like when it is actually something for you.

Why would one do this?

I don't do it very often but when I do, its because I feel my DH is better at simply handing off the home chores to me and taking his free time without guilt. It's a way of me getting that free time equally without having to be what feels confrontational about it.

But why should I feel confrontational? Isn't it perfectly fine for me to just say I'm taking some me time? DH would be delighted!

Well.

Deeply, I suspect it is because of male and female socialisation. I feel in my gut as a basic premise my time ought to be firstly spent doing what other people need, children principally. But it could be, say, waiting to open the door and put away the Sainsbury's delivery, or ensuring DH gets a lie in one day if he's tired. If there's a moment when nobody needs anything, or someone else is officially 'taking over my shift' and is 'on call', I am then free!! I let myself enjoy it, and do stuff for me. So ,if I choose to take time out from this ongoing sense of 'being on call', the choice itself comes with a small bit of additional labour - I have a gut feeling I have to get someone to 'cover my shift'. So it's emotional labour, checking that the other person can do it and that they're OK with it. Now, DH would NEVER not be ok with it!! But the labour of that consideration, approaching him to communicate about it, is a tiny extra thing.

It's not necessarily right for me to think that- I simply can't help it!

Conversely. DH feels in his gut that his fundamental state of being is to simply exist, for his own benefit. His life ground zero state is that he does what he likes, for himself. And every so often - very often in fact, multiple times all day- an external demand breaks into the time he owns. But once that task is done, he's back to thinking his time is his own.

In practice we are very equal in 'working hours' at home, he doesn't deliberately not notice things or have to be asked, like a dick - he is a functioning, responsible and kind human! But the mindset he has in his deepest heart is fundamentally different.

And that's why I would sometimes need to nick a bit of time back by pretending I am 'doing a task', instead of 'living for myself'. It is a way to even up my 'living for myself' time without adding to my load by checking with him that it's ok to take that time.

Gym= legit task. Cinema = living for myself
Grocery shopping =legit task. Playing with dog on the green and having wine = living for myself.
Coming home from work = legit task. Driving the long way and looking at a pretty village = living for myself.

Laxonaweekend · 31/08/2025 09:29

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:25

Exactly. In our home, adult discretionary fun time is in short supply, and to have it, you are directly disadvantaging the other adult.

Obviously neither of us minds! And we actively like each other to have fun free time. We offer time and space to each other and say you go, I'll do the dishes.

But the fact remains, that for me to take 3 hours away from home, I am effectively saying "Fuck you, George, YOU do dinner, bath, bedtime/taking so and so to gymnastics".

Therefore, if you acknowledge our free time as parents is a zero sum game, and you want it to come out fairly, going to the gym, doing the grocery shopping or being at work doesn't count as taking free time at their expense, you are both 'working'.

  • I have to do this because it is good for our long term prospects, either health wise or financially.
  • I will not be having a nicer time than you will be having at home. I have an obligation to do this, its a chore, its hard work, it's slightly unpleasant.

So if you just feel a bit overwhelmed and you don't want to officially "call in" your actual real free time allocation, you might pretend you are doing something more chore-like when it is actually something for you.

Why would one do this?

I don't do it very often but when I do, its because I feel my DH is better at simply handing off the home chores to me and taking his free time without guilt. It's a way of me getting that free time equally without having to be what feels confrontational about it.

But why should I feel confrontational? Isn't it perfectly fine for me to just say I'm taking some me time? DH would be delighted!

Well.

Deeply, I suspect it is because of male and female socialisation. I feel in my gut as a basic premise my time ought to be firstly spent doing what other people need, children principally. But it could be, say, waiting to open the door and put away the Sainsbury's delivery, or ensuring DH gets a lie in one day if he's tired. If there's a moment when nobody needs anything, or someone else is officially 'taking over my shift' and is 'on call', I am then free!! I let myself enjoy it, and do stuff for me. So ,if I choose to take time out from this ongoing sense of 'being on call', the choice itself comes with a small bit of additional labour - I have a gut feeling I have to get someone to 'cover my shift'. So it's emotional labour, checking that the other person can do it and that they're OK with it. Now, DH would NEVER not be ok with it!! But the labour of that consideration, approaching him to communicate about it, is a tiny extra thing.

It's not necessarily right for me to think that- I simply can't help it!

Conversely. DH feels in his gut that his fundamental state of being is to simply exist, for his own benefit. His life ground zero state is that he does what he likes, for himself. And every so often - very often in fact, multiple times all day- an external demand breaks into the time he owns. But once that task is done, he's back to thinking his time is his own.

In practice we are very equal in 'working hours' at home, he doesn't deliberately not notice things or have to be asked, like a dick - he is a functioning, responsible and kind human! But the mindset he has in his deepest heart is fundamentally different.

And that's why I would sometimes need to nick a bit of time back by pretending I am 'doing a task', instead of 'living for myself'. It is a way to even up my 'living for myself' time without adding to my load by checking with him that it's ok to take that time.

Gym= legit task. Cinema = living for myself
Grocery shopping =legit task. Playing with dog on the green and having wine = living for myself.
Coming home from work = legit task. Driving the long way and looking at a pretty village = living for myself.

In the time you have taken to write that post,.. you could have got some quality me time šŸ˜†

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:33

Haha that did occur to me! I'm in my gym stuff "getting ready to go for a run" so perhaps it's a live example :)

Laxonaweekend · 31/08/2025 09:37

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:33

Haha that did occur to me! I'm in my gym stuff "getting ready to go for a run" so perhaps it's a live example :)

Phone down
trainers on
out the door

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:42

@Laxonaweekend Why? This is a further example of why women feel they need to justify taking time to do what they want!

I enjoyed writing my long post, I don't owe you my time or need to take fficient exercise time, I don't know you, and you're telling me to go running!

Perhaps I was enjoying my own life, which belongs to me, and I was spending it how I like?

😜

Laxonaweekend · 31/08/2025 09:45

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 09:42

@Laxonaweekend Why? This is a further example of why women feel they need to justify taking time to do what they want!

I enjoyed writing my long post, I don't owe you my time or need to take fficient exercise time, I don't know you, and you're telling me to go running!

Perhaps I was enjoying my own life, which belongs to me, and I was spending it how I like?

😜

Oh ok

because your last post was somewhat different šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

CancelTheTableAlan · 31/08/2025 10:26

ah I see what you mean!

Sunshineandblueskysalltheway · 31/08/2025 10:36

I'm divorced, solo polyamorous and live alone.

I still do this by booking secret leave days. Friends, family and partners don't understand why I often want to do something on my own or just be on my own. I am tired of explaining it.

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