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Phrases that make you realise you shouldn’t stay on a thread…

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CurlewKate · 12/08/2025 18:38

Are there phrases that people post on threads that, if loads of others agree, you know you should get out before it makes you angry/unhappy? And then you don’t, and you get angry and unhappy and you’ve got no one but yourself to blame?

Currently mine is “politics of envy”

OP posts:
CarpeVitam · 16/08/2025 17:47

Anything which is followed by an instruction to “Discuss.”

NebulouslyContemporaneous · 16/08/2025 18:22

Any OP that begins "Hi mumsnetters" or - even worse - "Hi ladies"

daisychain01 · 22/08/2025 06:31

x2boys · 14/08/2025 15:38

I think back in the mists of munsnet times, a poster once said to an other poster and it caused much hilarity,and it's now become an in joke ,much like goats ,and wide-screen TV,s on benefits threads
And the name Balonze
Sadly whilst they may have been funny at the time they are not anymore.

Are you on glue? was a joke response on a wedding thread where a poster said they had to go along to a so called friend's wedding venue and decorate it for the event but wasn't actually invited to the event. So they were an unpaid events manager by another name.

the other one that crops up is "cancel the cheque", which was a case of RTFT because it was parroted by every other poster, like they were the first person to ever think that one up.

and "report it to HR" when the OP said, on repeat, that they didn't have a formal HR dept.

Luluissleeping · 22/08/2025 06:52

Home made on any what's for dinner threads. Stealth boast? It's all home made. Home made potato wedges. Hardly rocket science.

mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork · 22/08/2025 07:36

In view of the responses on here to OP's actual question, my major bugbear is people that don't read the initial post properly before answering. Sympathies, OP, I know exactly what you mean - I also feel the need to leave threads that go the way you have described.

mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork · 22/08/2025 07:41

Ignore my previous reply as I omitted to give an example of phrase.

OceanSafari · 23/08/2025 12:31

SquitMcJit · 12/08/2025 20:51

I don’t love “Picky bits” either - but it has entered the vernacular, as evidenced by M&S running a whole campaign on it. So I think I might be wrong.

Same here! 'Nibbles' also makes me cringe, but i know it's irrational 😂

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