The Mumsnet Code

[ChippySauce]

Friend popped around earlier unexpectedly, without giving me 3 weeks warning 😮

AND DC11 let them in 😱

What is the world coming to I ask you!
Does nobody adhere to “The Mumsnet Code” anymore?
Whatever next, will we be advising each other to Keep The Bastard?!

I despair, I really do…

What violations of TMC has occurred in your life recently?

-I'm very fussy eating
-I like it when friends call round unexpectedly
-I think you have a duty to look after parents in old age
-I don't have a strong opinion on shoes in the house.
-I'm a TWAW loony liberal

I left my washing out to get darked on last night, it also got rained on as it happens and I'm yet to decide whether I'm going to wash it again or not.

But do you clean your toilet brush in the dishwasher?

I've got a downstairs bathroom and I LIKE IT!!

And I don't mind people parking their cars right outside my house. Well, I say I don't mind, but actually I just give them a head tilt and tinkly laugh when they come to pick their car up.

I know the difference between being a feminist and being transphobic.

guarantee the people angry quoting me are the latter 🤣

Gotta wait until it is dry and you do a sniff test 😂

Wow. That’s brave,

I am absolutely fuming about all this!

I love a wedding and I don’t care if I’m just an evening guest

Last week I took in a parcel for my (perfectly nice) next-door neighbours. Later on the same day they collected it without prompting.

I let a workman use the toilet and didn't spend the next week sobbing and shaking.

I never see anyone wearing a mumsnet scarf anymore either.

Of course it didn't. It has to be a massive salad. 🙄

I'd go NC with my parents, but they're both dead. Dang!

I would rather read Colleen Hoover and Freida McFadden than long snore fests by Donna Tartt.

I left my washing out overnight.

I iron most of my laundry.

I like ironing.

Yep. Rookie mistake, that.

Oh dear 😁
I "married up", don't have kids and don't work (commercial and domestic landlady).
Also, I'm not a gold-digger, was escaping abusive parents about 25 years ago.
I'm reasonably happy.

I made a small salad

Should have made croutons out of stale bread

Drank alcohol and enjoyed it

😂😂

I sleep naked as does DP. I don't change my sheets every day. We're not dead yet.

I don't feel violated if he kisses me without putting in a written request 3 weeks in advance, and I don't think he's a sex pest if he gives my bum a sneaky pat when I loading the dishwasher.

I actually speak to my work colleagues and share stuff about my life as do they.

I can drive on a motorway at night without hyperventilating.

I couldn't give a damn if I'm unreasonable.