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He took a bite of every single piece of chicken!!

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talomon · 03/07/2025 20:19

Just venting. 16 year old cat. Normally very fussy and only eats his own food. NEVER bothers with our food. Hates spices, lemon, onion. Doesn't even eat chicken legs if you offer him.

This evening we had a couple of friends over. DP made chicken tagine, and left it on the counter before setting the table in the garden. The asshole cat has gone and sampled each piece of chicken. We had to throw away the whole thing and order dinner.

I mean I love him and have had him since he was a tiny kitten, but honestly I want to scream. How can you be such a bastard? DP thinks he is cute...

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ohreallyIsee · 03/07/2025 23:23

I also had a cat who would team up with the dog to steal roast dinner remains from the kitchen sides

GarlicMetre · 03/07/2025 23:29

I'm loving this thread! Sorely missing the laugh react, so share these amongst yourselves (if your pets don't get to them first): 🤣🤣🐈🤣🐕‍🦺😹😹🐶🙀🤣

Theunamedcat · 03/07/2025 23:31

My cat likes egg waffles the sugar filled kind that's really bad for humans let alone animals we hid them in the bread bin and he broke in and got them again! I can't buy them now unless they are eaten immediately! Oddly enough his brother goes just as mental for mushrooms the Internet isn't even sure cats can actually eat mushrooms so he never has but he has to be restrained from raw mushrooms fortunately he can't open the fridge

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Sonolanona · 03/07/2025 23:34

Our old cat once came in proudly dragging a large, hot gravy covered piece of beef... it was a sunday afternoon and we think our neighbour must have left their kitchen door open.
We never mentioned it😁

UnPetitCochon · 03/07/2025 23:36

It will give him an extra 2 years of life! He will probably live to be 25 and he sounds like an excellent cat, so sounds like a win to me!

fireplaceembers · 04/07/2025 00:20

Theunamedcat · 03/07/2025 23:31

My cat likes egg waffles the sugar filled kind that's really bad for humans let alone animals we hid them in the bread bin and he broke in and got them again! I can't buy them now unless they are eaten immediately! Oddly enough his brother goes just as mental for mushrooms the Internet isn't even sure cats can actually eat mushrooms so he never has but he has to be restrained from raw mushrooms fortunately he can't open the fridge

Cats are just mental
mine was begging for my five guys takeaway, I thought maybe the burger or the milkshake he wanted? Nope. He stole a Cajun fry and rolled around happily with it, purring away

the amount of times I’ve had to google “can cats eat…?” While he’s been face first in something

FruityCider · 04/07/2025 00:26

Mine once came up very sweetly to greet visitors, and promptly leapt on to the table and both knocked a wine glass over, and stole a chicken wing. (Had to grab it back off her as it was covered in chilli/bones)

She's never jumped on that table before or since. Obviously just trying to show me up.

My sympathies.

putitovertherefornow · 04/07/2025 00:28

I saw the thread title and KNEW this was going to be about a cat! 😂

iamnotalemon · 04/07/2025 00:44

WearyAuldWumman · 03/07/2025 23:22

I have to be honest...I guessed that the culprit was a cat, but was fearful to click on the thread just in case it turned out to be someone's husband.

Yeah I wasn’t sure what I was clicking into haha

GarlicMetre · 04/07/2025 03:49

Theunamedcat · 03/07/2025 23:31

My cat likes egg waffles the sugar filled kind that's really bad for humans let alone animals we hid them in the bread bin and he broke in and got them again! I can't buy them now unless they are eaten immediately! Oddly enough his brother goes just as mental for mushrooms the Internet isn't even sure cats can actually eat mushrooms so he never has but he has to be restrained from raw mushrooms fortunately he can't open the fridge

My Very Clever Cat (the one before last) opened the fridge. He must have approached it from the worktop, then applied maximum paw pressure to push the door open 😳

It evidently didn't live up to his expectations, as he just chucked a bunch of stuff out and left the door open. Then watched with interest as I discovered the mess.

Wildhorsesdraggedme · 04/07/2025 04:27

My little Salum has just developed a new VERY annoying habit of licking the jelly off his cat food then demanding another fresh pouch and leaving his bowl half full.

He is 17 and he has the loudest most high pitched miaow that turns into a howl until you are forced to give in, I usually put my loops in and ignore him till he eats the rest but my autistic DP really struggles because Salum will carry on with this caper for a good few hours.

We agreed we had to be strong and break the habit and carried on ignoring him till we noticed he was eating the food without the shenanigans so assumed it was a phase. It’s been so hot we just can’t leave food in the bowl and keep adding more or it stinks and makes me retch.

Yesterday the kitchen absolutely stank of rotting meat but I couldn’t understand it because Salum has been eating all his food and not just licking the jelly off, I had to tear the kitchen to bits to find out what was causing the smell.

Well… the little arsehole has been licking the jelly off then getting the meat and hiding it under some storage drawers with a small gap underneath. There were several rotting piles of cat food that had obviously been sucked clean then he’d carried the meat in his mouth and hidden it so this left an empty dish we would then fill 🤢.

I was literally sick when I discovered his stash and he’s now on supervised eating schedules, we have to wear earplugs to drown out the howling and if he doesn’t finish it both him and the dish go outside!

On a totally separate matter I noticed the use of “counter” instead of “worktop” or “kitchen side” in the OP. I have been telling DP off for saying counter as he’s not American. English is not his first language so I do occasionally correct him, he insisted lots of people in the uk use counter now.

I googled and came across a strange phenomenon of lots of people who call the kitchen worktop/counter/side etc. a bunker!

I wondered if anyone else had come across this or if it was just me who was completely blindsided by this revelation?! To me a bunker is what we are creating in my friends cellar with water, dried and tinned food and a Geiger counter of all things (apparently you can buy them on amazon, I’d like to hope it’s pointless but she’s quite proud of obtaining it. Our location would hopefully deem it unnecessary in the case of nukes but if it makes her happy… ) in the case of WW3 breaking out, it’s not a bloody kitchen surface you prepare food on.

Who are these mysterious people who call it a bunker? Is it just me who has never come across this strange turn of phrase?

GarlicMetre · 04/07/2025 05:40

Nope, never heard them called a bunker. I suspect these people have cats like yours, who use the spaces as hidden refuges and food stores 😂

Oh, and you're right - it's a worktop. Your kitchen's not a bloody shop!

Mumtobabyhavoc · 04/07/2025 06:08

talomon · 03/07/2025 20:25

No way. Normally he is well behaved and doesn't go anywhere near our food. But it takes a special kind of assholery to take a bite of every single piece as if he wanted to ruin the party on purpose.

Any chance he was trying to be funny and didn't think you'd be upset? Or, does he not like your guests? 😼

mickandrorty · 04/07/2025 06:44

WearyAuldWumman · 03/07/2025 23:22

I have to be honest...I guessed that the culprit was a cat, but was fearful to click on the thread just in case it turned out to be someone's husband.

Urg this just unlocked a memory from years ago! I had cooked a curry, fed the kids put them to bed. My husband came home from work and was reheating it for our dinner, he was taking ages so i stuck my head round the door, he was cutting the chicken putting it on his tongue and then putting it back in the sauce! When I said WTH are you doing??? He replied checking if it was hot how else was he supposed to tell?

Once my cat hooked out the biggest chicken breast from a pot of boiling hot gravy and ate the lot, not before covering the side and floor with greasy gravy trails.

whynotmereally · 04/07/2025 07:12

I’m not a cat owner so I thought selfish dh when I saw the title!

my lab was would have hoiked the dish to the floor and scoffed the lot 😩

I use to panic about the things ddog has scavenged but I’m a bit more relaxed after he survived scoffing a 1kg bar of dairy milk!

UpsideDownChairs · 04/07/2025 07:17

Our cats can usually be trusted to not touch human food (they barely like their own food, single brand loyalty)

Then one day I left some crackers and cheese on my desk when I went to answer the door, and by the time I got back, girlcat had licked the butter off each of them.

Oh, then the other time was boy cat taking two licks of a cooling chocolate fountain, then deciding he was dying, necessitating me force-feeding him water all evening (it was watered/oiled down milk chocolate. He had two licks. He'd have felt rough, but it wasn't going to kill him).

Bloody cats. It's lucky they're likeable sometimes too.

BestIsWest · 04/07/2025 07:19

Sidetrack - we’ve always said kitchen counter and I’m old and my DM is even older, almost 90. Not an Americanism.

I want a cat now.

DM caught hers on top of the Christmas turkey one year.

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 04/07/2025 07:26

That really is top catting @talomon. 😻
Could we get a photo of the evil genius looking contrite please?

AnyoneWhoHasAHeart · 04/07/2025 07:32

WearyAuldWumman · 03/07/2025 23:22

I have to be honest...I guessed that the culprit was a cat, but was fearful to click on the thread just in case it turned out to be someone's husband.

Me too. Actually I did think it was someone’s husband.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/07/2025 07:39

talomon · 03/07/2025 20:25

No way. Normally he is well behaved and doesn't go anywhere near our food. But it takes a special kind of assholery to take a bite of every single piece as if he wanted to ruin the party on purpose.

I expect he bit the first one, didn't like it (too spicy), thought another one might taste better and so on.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/07/2025 07:46

PickAChew · 03/07/2025 22:26

We had one who would do a double act with our Irish Setter, when I was growing up. DM though that putting some fairy cakes on top of a tall larder cupboard to cool would save them from the dog but, no, the cat jumped up there, batted them down and the dog ate the lot, including most of the cases!

I had a very similar cake/cat/dog incident. They must have worked as a team.

CarrieMoonbeams · 04/07/2025 07:58

Loving the thieving cat stories! We don't have a cat any more, lost our last old boy in February so I'm really enjoying reading about everyone else's furry wee bandits!

(And, as an aside @Wildhorsesdraggedme , we say bunker here! I'm half Scottish half Irish so maybe it's a 'regional' thing.)

pontivex · 04/07/2025 08:07

A friend had a load of us over for dinner recently. We ate main course and were getting ready for dessert when someone said ‘oh err Joan, Fido is eating the trifle!’ The dog was on the counter scoffing the dessert.
About 10 minutes later we were all served trifle without the top layer of cream and most of the custard. All dog owners so we ate it anyway!

Mumofsoontobe3 · 04/07/2025 08:08

I think your cat was very much against having any guests. So he took it upon himself to try get them to leave sooner by offering no dinner! It's a real shame you came up with an alternative. 🤣

Sera1989 · 04/07/2025 08:22

Sorry if you already know this OP but just highlighting in case any other kitty owners don’t know - onions are toxic to cats anyway, along with garlic, chocolate, grapes/raisins and more. But they don’t seem to know this, one of my pampered cats has barely any wild instincts left and would mug me with claws for even just a lick of a cheese and onion crisp 🤦‍♀️

Sorry you lost your dinner OP! More than once I’ve threatened to call the authorities on my cats too (but they heard there are set meal times in jail so it doesn’t scare them)

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