Who did kill Mary?* And other unsolved song mysteries

[IntelligentInputDarling]

*Hazard - Richard Marx.

Anyone know what happened to poor Mary?
Do we think she's still somewhere down by the river, in that old Nebraska town?

Her qualifications came from the Sorbonne, and she stole the painting from Picasso. I always figured she came out of being a beggar and re-invented herself. So no-one else knows who she really is/was.

Who was justified and ancient and why did they drive an ice cream van?

The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu. Not sure about the ice cream van bit but wish they'd drove it round to our house right now!

Excellent 😂

Fantastic! What a wuss he was.

All bound for Moo Moo Land, too.

Me neither!

Honest, he does!

Not just at the end, throughout the song as well