Who did kill Mary?* And other unsolved song mysteries

[IntelligentInputDarling]

*Hazard - Richard Marx.

Anyone know what happened to poor Mary?
Do we think she's still somewhere down by the river, in that old Nebraska town?

Screwing around.

For the people who still can’t be arsed actually listening to the lyrics of Anything for Love by Meatloaf.

Oops cross posted a bit there!

Why is the Reflex a lonely child waiting in the park?

Who let the dogs out?

Did Sylvia get a restraining order on her ex who harassing her mother .

A premature baby, I always thought. I love that song.

Annie are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok Annie?

I'm still wondering who Annie is and if she's ok...

Will you still love me tomorrow?

Who was Annie's daddy?

What is the name of the game?

How soon is now?

Did Valerie get a good lawyer?

Similar to Meatloaf song, what won't Hall and Oates go for?

I’m more interested in why green icing, of all colours, and why it took so long to make it — one of those men who never cook and go all cordon bleu and mad chef the second they pick up a wooden spoon?

And why can he never get the recipe again, anyway? Didn’t he write it down?

Well I know who didn't kill Mary.

I loved Meat Loaf.

It's green icing because it's a cake version of Mcarthurs park.

ANAL

San José - is that the A5 or the M6 Toll? Or am I in the wrong country?

Why why why Delilah?

I heard that the true Valerie had just come out of prison for drink driving offences.

So, depending on what her sentence was, etc, there’s no way to tell if she ‘got a good lawyer’.
Maybe the lawyer advised her to plead guilty to escape jail time, but the judge wasn’t having it, and gave her 18 months anyway!

I dunno, but if it were me, she wouldn’t be so ugly.

Where do you go to, my lovely? When you're alone in your bed.

I thought the lyric was alone in your head.

Who the fuck is Alice?