Who did kill Mary?* And other unsolved song mysteries

[IntelligentInputDarling]

*Hazard - Richard Marx.

Anyone know what happened to poor Mary?
Do we think she's still somewhere down by the river, in that old Nebraska town?

Because you were a crazy deranged stalker and she dumped your incel ass. So you you killed her and victim blamed the shit out of the situation.

What is love?

She does TED talks about the need for women to be fiscally empowered.

How did Jessie always seem just know when to call?

How many roads should a man walk down?

Did they all meet up in the year 2000, at 2 o’clock by the fountain down the road?

Have you fed the fish?

She goes to the back streets of Naples where she is a child playing in rags. He tells us at the end of the (admittedly quite long) song!

We did. Happily married 24 years this year

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

That

Is the Hokey Cokey really what it’s all about?

And did Deborah bring her baby?

I thought it was talking about the health and safety dummy, she's call resucitate annie

Mrs Brown, the one with the lovely daughter 😁😂😂

Re: Mary, I couldn't tell you but the wind won't stop crying her name. Even when the jacks are in their boxes and the clowns have gone to bed.

It's because you lied when you were 17.

True.

And he is still Right Here Waiting…

If you read the lyrics it tells you

A specific date would have helped though...

oh this is obvious, and very poignant :(

I read the Cotton Eyed Joe was a slang way of describing the symptoms of syphilis in a male. Nobody knows where it comes from or where it goes but it ruins a lot of relationships.

Did Sandi put up a fight?

I think Annie got pissed off with the constant wellbeing checks.

If he’s that easy to take, Jolene is welcome to him.