What can you say at a swimming pool and an orgy?

[Hushabyelullaby]

I’ve just been listening to a podcast (SMA), where this question was asked. Needless to say it’s bit of lighthearted fun.

Their 2 were;

Come on jump in
and
i’m soaking

my initial thought was ‘you can start shallow before going deeper’

We could broaden it to anything you can say at a swimming pool, during an orgy, or during sex, so what have you got?

“Is that pube yours?”

Fancy a dip?

Back stroke, breast stroke

Breast stroke anyone?

Oh crossed posts @Mickeychampionwhatgoodami

Mind the wet patch

Careful in the shallow end .

Careful, it's slippery there.

It's lovely once you're in.

Need chlorine stat

Ah just the type of question I wonder at night...

Is this lane closed?
Do you like doing breast stroke?
Do you prefer breast or back?

It's lovely and warm

Oh fgs stop all that splashing!

Please shower before entry

Float on by .

I bet he’s got veruccas.

Want a go with my snorkel?

Who’s lost their plaster?
There’s something slimy on the floor

Ugh, I don't want to get in with all those common people.

I just can't. All those fluids!

Is there a bar? There is a bar, isn't there. I'll wait at the bar - you run along and have fun with your friends!

(I may have imagined this a little too vividly.)

I don’t think I can reach the bottom…

Please shower before entering…

Just keep your mouth closed and don't swallow

Much deeper than I thought

Dive right in

ooh an inflatable, that looks fun

Just going to get a few lengths in before I go!