What can you say at a swimming pool and an orgy?

[Hushabyelullaby]

I’ve just been listening to a podcast (SMA), where this question was asked. Needless to say it’s bit of lighthearted fun.

Their 2 were;

Come on jump in
and
i’m soaking

my initial thought was ‘you can start shallow before going deeper’

We could broaden it to anything you can say at a swimming pool, during an orgy, or during sex, so what have you got?

I got a verruca last time I came, at least I think that's what it was.

Is this one private or run by the council?

I have none but I love you all for making me laugh when I had to get up at 5am!

Don’t forget to come up for air.

Have you tried the open air one at the park? Its only there in the summer.

I like going wild in the Lakes on holiday

Do you come here often?

Looks like it hasn’t been cleaned for ages.

I'm not sure how deep to go.

Bloody hell, I'm starving after that.

You might want to take your glasses off before we go in.

It's nice once you're in!

Where do you get your equipment?

All this bobbing up and down is making me feel sick.

Amazing, he had barely any splash back on entry 😂

I’m wetter than an otters pocket

Ohhh, I swallowed too much.

Might be best to wear goggles.

Is there a discount for pensioners?

🤣🤣

No heavy petting in this area.

Shit, I should have shaved first
I swear this fit better last time I wore it
Ow! stop flailing around, you just elbowed me in the face!
I wish people would shower before jumping straight in
you get out and I'll get in
Watch me demonstrate first before you have a go
You sit on the side and I'll show you how it's done.
Shall we switch it up a bit and go backwards?
How long can you hold your breath
Ooh I like her costume/that costume's a bit daring!

tbh center parc rapids is pretty much got the mix of an orgy and a swimming pool anyway. Does anyone remember that really funny post made a few years ago describing them?

I'm choking 🤣

Can we get the inflatables out?

I hate getting it in my face.

No, the slide's shut today.

That’s a powerful wave machine alright!

slippery when wet
careful how deep you go
anyone need a rubber ring ( for those who do not know rings are used for men if they had ed)
good vibrations

Don't say "Are you in yet?"