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What can you say at a swimming pool and an orgy?

76 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 04/05/2025 23:45

I’ve just been listening to a podcast (SMA), where this question was asked. Needless to say it’s bit of lighthearted fun.

Their 2 were;

Come on jump in
and
i’m soaking

my initial thought was ‘you can start shallow before going deeper’

We could broaden it to anything you can say at a swimming pool, during an orgy, or during sex, so what have you got?

OP posts:
TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 05/05/2025 04:05

I got a verruca last time I came, at least I think that's what it was.

Shetlands · 05/05/2025 04:09

Is this one private or run by the council?

Mumofteenandtween · 05/05/2025 05:29

I have none but I love you all for making me laugh when I had to get up at 5am!

Funderthighs · 05/05/2025 05:38

Don’t forget to come up for air.

TheNightingalesStarling · 05/05/2025 05:39

Have you tried the open air one at the park? Its only there in the summer.

I like going wild in the Lakes on holiday

KnickerlessParsons · 05/05/2025 08:39

Do you come here often?

ACynicalDad · 05/05/2025 08:41

Looks like it hasn’t been cleaned for ages.

ChompinCrocodiles · 05/05/2025 08:43

I'm not sure how deep to go.

Bloody hell, I'm starving after that.

SwanOfThoseThings · 05/05/2025 08:47

You might want to take your glasses off before we go in.

Titasaducksarse · 05/05/2025 08:48

It's nice once you're in!

TheNightingalesStarling · 05/05/2025 08:50

Where do you get your equipment?

SwanOfThoseThings · 05/05/2025 09:18

All this bobbing up and down is making me feel sick.

OnyourbarksGSG · 05/05/2025 09:19

Amazing, he had barely any splash back on entry 😂

I’m wetter than an otters pocket

ChompinCrocodiles · 05/05/2025 10:20

Ohhh, I swallowed too much.

GargoylesofBeelzebub · 05/05/2025 10:42

Might be best to wear goggles.

Shetlands · 05/05/2025 11:34

Is there a discount for pensioners?

Hushabyelullaby · 05/05/2025 12:04

GarlicPile · 05/05/2025 00:51

Oh, hello, Reverend, I didn't recognise you with your clothes off.

🤣🤣

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therewasafishinthepercolator · 05/05/2025 12:06

No heavy petting in this area.

latetothefisting · 05/05/2025 12:17

Shit, I should have shaved first
I swear this fit better last time I wore it
Ow! stop flailing around, you just elbowed me in the face!
I wish people would shower before jumping straight in
you get out and I'll get in
Watch me demonstrate first before you have a go
You sit on the side and I'll show you how it's done.
Shall we switch it up a bit and go backwards?
How long can you hold your breath
Ooh I like her costume/that costume's a bit daring!

tbh center parc rapids is pretty much got the mix of an orgy and a swimming pool anyway. Does anyone remember that really funny post made a few years ago describing them?

Kidsrule43 · 05/05/2025 12:53

I'm choking 🤣

BumpyaDaisyevna · 05/05/2025 13:51

Can we get the inflatables out?

ErnestClementine · 05/05/2025 13:57

I hate getting it in my face.

No, the slide's shut today.

BumpyaDaisyevna · 05/05/2025 14:08

That’s a powerful wave machine alright!

amooseymoomum · 05/05/2025 14:15

slippery when wet
careful how deep you go
anyone need a rubber ring ( for those who do not know rings are used for men if they had ed)
good vibrations

DucklingSwimmingInstructress · 05/05/2025 14:43

Don't say "Are you in yet?"