What can you say at a swimming pool and an orgy?

[Hushabyelullaby]

I’ve just been listening to a podcast (SMA), where this question was asked. Needless to say it’s bit of lighthearted fun.

Their 2 were;

Come on jump in
and
i’m soaking

my initial thought was ‘you can start shallow before going deeper’

We could broaden it to anything you can say at a swimming pool, during an orgy, or during sex, so what have you got?

DON'T HOLD MY HEAD DOWN!

”Do you mind if I go in head first?”
“Wow, it’s getting crowded in here!”
”I didn’t expect it to be this warm.”
”Anyone up for water sports?”

Ewww! Get the fuck out of my pool!

Oh, hello, Reverend, I didn't recognise you with your clothes off.

Please remove outdoor shoes before entering

No photos to be taken of the activities

Don’t get my hair wet

‘No I don’t ask my husband to come with me cos I really need this to be just some space for me’

It stings if you get it in your eyes.

Just dive in everyone

I can see someone doing a starfish over there in the middle.

Whatever you do don’t swallow
Didnt think I would get this wet

Adults only session

The bottom's quite far down, isn't it?

You'll get there quicker if you do some proper laps.

No, there's no carpet in this room.

Oi! This is a ladies only session!

Where are the toys?

No no, you go ahead. I'll just sit and watch

Some very interesting trunks around here...

Nice buoyancy aids...

No, it's no good, the only ones I can think of are too filthy…

The floor is gross and slippery, theres too many people in the shower, can you dive down to the bottom?

Heavy petting compulsory, bombing encouraged.....

If you jump right in and wiggle it around a bit people will notice from the sidelines, go on it might be cold to start with but if you rub them together you will soon warm up you never know you may get a standing ovation for the effort I hear they give medals for it these days

Did you shower first?