I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

Heard by me in Sainsbury's a year or so ago: 'Oh, no, not that end of the trolley darling, the hummus isn't going in the food bank box.' To be fair she did sound peak MC though. 😄

(And before anyone starts, that's not MC 'hate', it's just having some lighthearted fun with tropes. My background is working class and I've made fun of myself many times for coming out with something frequently stereotyped as WC.)

That’s a bit of a middle class suggestion. A slice of Viennetta and some monster much and a sit on the old sofa outside my house would be less wankerist.

Bloody hell, is hummus a class marker now as well?
You know Tesco knock it out for around a quid?

Well I thought the op was funny.

My friend had a similar cringy moment when, on arriving at a local beach, her small son looked around and said loudly "Well, it's not exactly Saint-Tropez, is it?"!!! She found herself wanting to plead with anyone who overheard that they had just been at Saint-Tropez, but slept in a tent!!!

Ha ha. I hope there are no Northerners at the farm cafe, that would be a catastrophe 😂As a Northerner myself, I also must admit that I've no idea what brioche is, and neither does my whippet. 😂

I always thought Viennetta was posh. It's quite the occasion in my house.

Don’t the working class eat organic fruit? I’m a carer on just above minimum wage and only ever buy organic eggs. Just bought some ‘taste the difference’ pears from sainsburys, I’m so frivolous 😀

Viennetta?!? The badge of the lower middle class wannabe?! At least have Angel Delight.

That’s why OP is calling themselves a dick. That’s literally the point of the post.

Hopefully the family was fat and dressed in lounge wear to balance it all out nicely.

Well I’m off to Waitrose shortly for a collection as can’t be bothered going in and mixing with the general (even Waitrose) folks. Not quite at the level where I’ll pay for delivery however.

Holy fuck the humourless arseholes that infest this place these days! I used to love a good middle class wankery laugh at ourselves thread.

How can anyone be triggered by this post? 😂

You’re right! I’m a bit of a Hyacinth Bucket. What a dick I am!

(Or is that luxuriously self deprecating rather than spiky with underprivileged chipinesss. )

Had a ‘I’m such a dick’ moment taking my toddler into M&S and he asked me what we were getting and I said sourdough and balsamic glaze and he proceeded to go down the isles going ‘balsamic glaze where are youuuu?’

We’ve balanced it out today by taking him to Greggs for a sausage roll 😉

This. Maybe in past decades it was considered exotic or unusual? But now it’s just a boring everyday item that loads of people buy.

YES! I thought I was the only one. I can't say it in seriousness, it makes me feel horrible and I hate if anyone calls me darling either. Bleurgh, makes my skin crawl!

Fucking hell, what a veritable collection of humourless arseholes this is on this thread.

Hate speech? Wtf. Jesus Christ.

I buy mine in Home Bargains 😄

Whatever makes you happy as you seem very angry.

What is wrong with calling your evening meal tea? I don't know anybody who calls it dinner or supper.

It’s not being humourless to point out how cringe middle class cosplaying is.

😱haha....do you want a gooooooseberry yoh-gurt?

Haha are you me?! I came to say the same, although we did eventually find some and now have a ridiculous number of the large ramekins it comes in 😂

They sell brioche in Aldi fyi.