I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

How the other half live. I’m currently balancing an ashtray on my newborns head to flick my fag ash x

They have fish flakes and freeze dried reindeer cubes and a sprat a quails egg yolk on top. I wish I was joking but I'm not!

What do you do with the whites of the Quails' eggs?

Teeny tiny Meringues?

Brioche is sweet pap - avoid!

Many people who live below the cobbled section of the M6 have no idea of how expensive living in some parts of the Norf is, some of the country's most expensive housing.

All those 4x4s must make the cobbles a doddle.

Btw how does murdochian compare to dystopian or nihilistic?

Mine must be C. But which is yours 😉

D - just nosey curious

I'm dreaming of maternity leave i envy you.

This!

Wiping crumbs off an apple and posting that you sounded a bit of a wanker is now ‘not a behaviour to be proud of’. 😂😂😂

I buy them just as freeze dried boiled yolks, so never get any quail egg whites. It would probably be cheaper to actually buy quail eggs and boil them myself 😁

I've read this far, you're hilarious, as is this whole thread 😂Thanks for some well-spent procrastination when I should've been working

They are a bugger to peel though

Dear me! I used to love these kind of threads on mumnset.

But this thread and some of the posters has just made me roll my eyes.

The good old days of mumsnet and amusing threads have truly gone :(

I said the exact same thing recently and felt a complete and total tit.

Can I just say, as an Aussie, avocados are pretty much a normal regular food choice here. Sometimes they might be more expensive than usual but generally we have them fairly often.

I’m still fascinated with this thread. Just all so class warfare ish!

Also, please don’t come for me, I mean no harm.

Thank-you

Avocados, it’s another one of those words like brioche that just sound ‘posh’ in their pronunciation, regardless of whether they are or not.

Countries (like the US or Australia) kid themselves they don’t have a class system because they are not as overt but they do exist (‘Westies’ in Australia is a class based derogatory term).

It’s fascinating how a harmless thread can turn so sour when humourless people invade it. I’ve seen it several times on MN. The bewilderment, bafflement, head scratching or offence taken by some posters because someone found themselves saying something a little la-de-da to their ears is, in itself, mind boggling (baffling etc 😁). There must be a lot of Margot Leadbetters on here 🤭

More of a Barbara Goode really, though I don't speak fluent Hindi...yet

I miss Jane. Honestly i can't get over where I was and how hard i laughed. My sense of humor is weird. I also dislike rye bread deeply personally and violently.

Today I heard ‘Willem, a sense of urgency please darling’ as mum got little boy off a train

Not my own wankery but somebody else’s this time

Omg can you imagine your on a date they order and it's cavier on rye bread with Avacado garnish. I'd leave i would get up and leave 😒

I've reread your comment and just realised how nasty you were trying to be. You know nothing of wealth of social mobility. I see from what you were trying to imply that middle class people might find out my background well I have a very loud cockney accent, which I worked hard to keep. Because when I was climbing up the ladder there were always these insignificant middle class women who felt the need to point out my working classness. I'm mean it was bizzare I don't respect people like you and mostly socialize with working class or upper class people, your right about traders there's a heavy presence in some areas. Not so many middle class though funny that must be the brioche. Basically because I'm very good and my job I've never had to care what anybody thinks about anything and also tbh other half is dead posh it's awkward fortnum and mason posh. His family are blunt funny and regularly bargin hunt, do you know my biggest fear about our relationship if we get married wedding food. Like I'm really not fussy. And urm why do you think me saying the word nan was a gotcha moment. Why would i need you to think i was middle class 😒