I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

Pink ladies at that... Fancy

Okay okay this made me burst out laughing Jane I retract all prior statements your bloody funny.

Sounds like a middle class wanker

That's really fancy you show off

*you’re

Why have we spent this thread arguing about working vs middle class - if you're buying pink ladies, you're landed gentry and nothing less.

I actually thought my friends made up the joke a man walked into a bar ... ouch. You have blown my mind not even joking.

Stop it Jane I was being angry tonight. Stop making me laugh.

I feel like I read it in a joke book at some point maybe? I can't remember! 😅

I rarely venture beyond the Braeburn. What a dick I am.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's like our in joke omg I'm so dumb

I just have whatever's in the Wonky Apples bag this week 🫣

JAGS
school in Sarf London for underachievers who can’t get into a proper North London school
Or a footy team
Or generic term for injections

It’s one of the oldest and most common joke openers known to people from all supermarkets.

I'm sorry OP but it does come across this way, especially that you've taken the time to post this online rather than it just being a quick remark in conversation with someone.

It's a bit like when people say something like - ''Last week I decided to go on holiday to Turkey via a last minute deal. I'm just SO CRAZY I am!! SO out there!! 🙃🤗''

To feed to your horse ?

Even Booths?

Jags are posh cars

In east London it was called unit if you couldn't be tamed in normal school. They bolted chairs to floor wild!

Horses, darling. Plural.

Herb
Oche maybe not middle class
Robe
Crib

Umm, yes for the lower orders

Of course I knew that 😳 I'm attempting to assimilate 🤫

It literally doesn't at all..some of us use mumsnet as an alternative to rel life chats if we aren't meeting anyone or feeling a bit lonely... we could just give people the benefit of the doubt/ not be absolute wankers attacking innocuous posts from normal people on the Internet. Why don't you turn your sarcasm onto Trump/Musk on Twitter

Like the punch throwing former MP from Hull.