I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

She's got access to apples

How many new words of at least 3 letters can you make from 'brioche'

They have to be middle class words.

Last time I whipped out my cheese string DH ended up in ER.

OP was laughing at herself. The day posh becomes a protected characteristic is the day I stop laughing at myself for saying posh things that make me chuckle. Laughing at yourself is what this thread was supposed to be about but it got hijacked by the humour bypass brigade.

And I’m agreeing!

Are you from east London?

South? Dear gawd,no
i mean what’s south of the river apart from pie shops,markets and JAGS
I get a nose bleed if I leave NW3

I am, why?

I LOVE the idea of posh as a protected characteristic. Imagine the Shenanigans that would ensue

Haggerston?

What?

Did you mean to be so rude?

School i swear that specific joke was made by east London schoolgirls.

Ooh is this going to start being all "nice jumper you're wearing as I'm looking through your window"

Herb
brio (train)

im useless at these.

Haggerston is a school omg you lot are so m8ddle class

Must be, a North Londoner would say “ooh”.

It is. Kids being bullied is not what this thread is about and maybe they can make their own thread about that or something.

So much lol

I thought they'd say "me old bamboo" and stuff like that

The most toe-curling thing I ever heard was a woman on a train who (very loudly) asked her nine year old "Sebastian, who were you saying was your favourite composer?...Was it Beethoven or Bach?"

Still, I think I prefer pretentious middle class twats to the people I watched eating in my local buffet last night. The adults were obese, held their knives and forks like toddlers, ate with their mouths open, smacked their (often inflated) lips together, talked with their mouths full, and screamed at their kids (often spitting food as they did so). It was awful. Frankly, a bunch of medieval peasants in a mud hut probably had better manners.

I have never been able to make up my mind what is worse.

😁

with his daughter who is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...he found my himself saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

JAGS is also a school for the working class confused and Scots amongst us. 😁

Nah just raised on Saturday morning American TV where everything was "ouch" and "jeez".