I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

You caught me out, yes. I just wanted a bunch of internet strangers to marvel in wonder that I decrumbed an apple. It's all so obvious looking back.

Kids can be mean over just about everything. I was bullied at school so I sympathise but that is not what this thread is about. It’s about laughing at yourself. I was mocked once when I was younger (teen) because someone couldn’t understand if I was saying brown bread or bran bread (sarf Londoner) even after several attempts.

Anyway I have found this thread amusing but I’m not surprised a lighthearted thread turned sour, there’s no such thing as lighthearted on MN world.

You mean you don't buy your apples pre-decrumbed? 😱

What next OP?
What will you impress us with tomorrow ? Could you do something with an artisinal croissant?

heir, rich, robe, herb, crib, rice, hire, ochre, bore, hero, heroic, choir, hob

Yes, i see . I try get street cred by claiming to have fed the children teruel ham of all things. Cost cutting and all that. What next? Olives out a jar….

Show off 😏

You know what I love mumsnet. It's clear we are from all walks of life. I'm glad there's places we can all mix. Weather we agree or not. I prefer this thread to tariff trump reality.

You decrumb your own apples? Have you fallen on hard time? Where are the staff? Dear Gawd

Unfortunately we have to let these people on here, in real life, we'd never mix with a self decrumber

As a very MC person (shop at Ocado, so surely that qualifies me 😂😂) I can assure you us MC southerners also have whippets (two to be exact) and as the whippet won crufts this year, I am also very on trend 😂😂😂😂

and OP, the apple gives you away, surely it would have been peeled and sliced to be truely MC 😂😂

I believe the latest fad amongst the proles is pre-packaged sushi. We've had to ask our teppanyaki chef to wrap the nigiri in plastic so the children don't feel ostracized.

Hmm I also hate cucumbers and mushrooms

I vomited on some poor children this week after seeing they'd purchased sushi as part of a meal deal. Is nothing sacred

You should know by now that the general population on here Dosen’t like to see people bettering themselves

I don’t see that at all and how is an apple with brioche crumbs a humble brag? The word brioche sounds quite posh doesn’t it even if you can get it in Lidl.

The social mobility index goes Wonky > Gala > Golden Delicious > Granny Smith > Pink Lady

How ghastly
i had to buy spray on mud for my Penelope Chilvers boots to fit in at sports day
Bloody hate the outdoors. Manure. Nouveau riche. Hunter wellies

Where's pears go?

Or google 😁

With ya bap’s and yer nan
innit

You're in my thoughts

In a tin served with brown bread and butter and antiques roadshow

On nans and pears, I thought my nan was dead posh because she had Pears soap when I was little. Forget Waitrose and M&S, a single bar of Pears soap meant you were at the top of the class system.

What about Imperial Leather, I thought that was so posh